What’s the difference between a child and a suicider?
One stays quiet forever...
Please read all of it I know it's long please read all of it.
This dad heard his daughter praying as she was praying she came to an end: " Goodnight grandma, goodbye grandpa, goodnight daddy, goodnight mommy. The dad didn't think about the grandpa part and headed to bed. The next morning the mom and dad heard that the grandpa died the dad thought it was just coincidence so he carried on his day. At night he heard his daughter again: "Goodbye grandma, goodnight daddy, goodnight mommy. After he heard goodbye grandma his facial expression changed and went straight to bed. The next morning the grandma died out of nowhere the dad began to worry and continued on his day, at night he heard his daughter again " Goodbye daddy, goodnight mommy. The dad got scared so he had a plan to go to work and stay hidden there so that's what he did. When he got home the next day his wife asked where he had been and he replied back " Sorry honey I had a horrible day today." She replied back saying: " OH YOU THINK YOU HAD A BAD THE MAILMAN JUST DIED ON THE FRONTPORCH THIS MORNING" If you get it you get it.
My dad died in 9/11, He was a great pilot
what happened to the chicken after he died, he did not say anything so I don't know
i have a fish that can break dance. Only for about 20 seconds. And only once
I remember when I was at a funeral at the age of 6. I was with my grandma and asked, "Grandma, Grandma. Why is that man in a box?" and she says, "He's in a better place now." I look at her confused and ask, "WHAT KIND OF BOX DID HE LIVE IN BEFORE?! HOW IS THIS BOX BETTER THAN THE LAST ONE?! IT'S JUST A BOX!" And to this day I am still not allowed to go to funerals.
if a toy from Toy Story died, the kid wouldn't know, and the other toys would just have to watch as their kid played with the corpse.
my grandpa died to ligma :(
LIGMA BALLS
You realize you're in a paradox until you die. You'll see yourself die by murder, suicide, old age, etc.
Then you realize you're dreaming, but you realize that if you die in a dream, you die IRL.
I didn’t know Stephen Hawkins died. Oh god it must have been when I disconnected the wifi
before i die ima ask to be cremated. then ima eat a buncha popcorn kernels. then ill die, and get cremated. BOOM! im popcorn.
Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: Wanna hang out?
Why is death taken so lightly??? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)
sleep and death are alike it just with death you don't wake up
My dad died the other day but, i was able to hear his last words"son are you still holding the ladder"
I was at a funeral and told a joke and my sister said “I’m dead” so I said “that’s what she said.”
when Ted Bundy found out he was getting the death penalty he was pretty shocked...
suicide is a murder and my body should go to jail
Don't be scared of skeletons
They don't have the guts for murder
Today I gave a blind guy a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. Since I have no fingerprints, the police said it was suicide. I guess you can say I took care of him!
