I just heard that the inventor of the autocorrect died the other day.
May he rest in pizza.
I just heard that the inventor of the autocorrect died the other day.
May he rest in pizza.
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11. My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
Two hunters were walking through the forest one day. there names were johony and papa All of the sudden,johony passes out. The other hunter panics and dials 911. The emergency responder says β911, whats your emergency?β The hunter replies βMy son just passed out and I donβt know what to do! I think he might be dead!β The emergency responder replies βBefore you do anything, make sure he is dead.β The phone goes silent and then the responder hears a gunshot. The hunter gets back on the phone and says βOk, now what?β
what's the difference between morbid humor & dark humor?
dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container.
morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers.
When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.
Me: You f&*k up.
The class: Oh sh!&
I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.
Whatβs the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?
Nothing, they both canβt breathe.
Twitter just blew my mind.
I was having a blast until I ended the stream with a bang!
For dinner, this girl had noodles. The next day, she could not find her skinny sister. The mom said, "Your sister is dead!" sadly. The girl asked, "She was skinny, right?" The mom said yes. The sister laughed, "I ate her! Thatβs why the noodles were very skinny!"
When you're depressed about the world :( but you remember you will soon die :)
Why couldn't your mom make you dinner? Because she's dead!