What did Dom Toretto say about the tree Paul Walker hit?
"Family strong, but not that strong."
Can I pin your corpse to a tree?
What am I gonna do on the 5th anniversary of the Parkland shooting?
Shoot a load in you just like I shot those kids ;)
What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?
Ice, Ice Baby!!
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
I once saw a noose joke.
I wanna know how to make one :D
Helicopter, helicopter, Kobe Bryant in my chopper, Sitting next to burning daughter, Lots of smoke and little laughter.
What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas)?
You die of laughter.
"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan mosque." Damn, that's a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.
Why did the man get run over?
Ur mom XD
I was riding my bike when I saw a man's head in the wheel. It was mine.
Why couldn’t people use the George Floyd action figure? Because it was vacuum sealed.
My grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology." I said, "We will see about that," and I unplugged his life support.
Should I kill the main character's best friends in my book? It's an autobiography.
The man was dangling by a string!
I was jealous the day he died.
"Kobe is known for fade aways too bad he faded away."
I actually think Paul Walker was a good man, he did not deserve to be burned alive.
He had a change of race tho when he died.
I just heard that the inventor of the autocorrect died the other day.
May he rest in pizza.
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
Two hunters were walking through the forest one day. there names were johony and papa All of the sudden,johony passes out. The other hunter panics and dials 911. The emergency responder says “911, whats your emergency?” The hunter replies “My son just passed out and I don’t know what to do! I think he might be dead!” The emergency responder replies “Before you do anything, make sure he is dead.” The phone goes silent and then the responder hears a gunshot. The hunter gets back on the phone and says “Ok, now what?”
