How is Kobe’s death and people in 9/11 the same they both hit the ground really hard.
I have some sad news. The Australian inventor of the boomerang grenade died today. RIP 😔
Three unlucky jungle explorers were captured by a band of cannibals. Whilst being tied to three respective stakes, the chieftain announces that the hapless adventurers were about to die. "After you're dead, you'll be skinned. The skin will be used to increase our canoe armada, and the rest of you will be food for us and our families." This announcement was met with gasps of despair from the bound trio. "There is one small favor I can offer you," the chief went on. "We'll let you choose your own method of death from what we have captured from other explorers". Some of the tribal members begin walking by displaying various implements of war and death. The first explorer chose a crusty looking musket. Thankfully the powder load still fired, and he was dispatched without much fuss. The second chose a knife and quickly drew it across his throat. Both carcasses were hauled off by various tribesmen. The third explorer stood there resolute and deep in thought. After a few moments the chieftain, "There is no escape, you need to decide now, or I'll decide for yo..." "Do you have a fountain pen in any of that junk?" the explorer interrupted? Baffled the chieftain sent two of his men to rummage. They came back bearing the pen and a bottle of ink. When the explorer noticed the ink was Noodler's Baystate Blue, his grin spread from ear to ear. Gathered round the explorer, spears in hand, the cannibals looked on as he was released and set to work filling the pen with ink. Confused, the chief began to speak, "I'm afraid we have no paper and even if you wrote a final letter, we'd have no way of sending it anywh..." Cackling with triumphant glee, the explorer raised the pen into the air and began ramming it into his torso nib first again and again. He then fell upon the ground gasping a death rattle. Horrified, the chief drew close as the man beckoned him for one final word. "But why this painful death? When you had so many other more merciful options?" the chief asked. Laughing, the man gasped his last statement into the chief's ear, "You'll make no boats from me now, and your mouths will be blue for months!"
Life asked death "why do people choose you over me?" death replied "because your the beautiful lie and i'm the painful truth."
My Relatives Always Teased Me During Weddings saying " You'll Be Next " But they Stopped when I did the same to them during Funerals
I wasnt close to my dad when he died.
which was good, he died to a landmine.
If I die delete my search history
Q:What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney love before he died? A: “holes gonna be big”
The moment when your to depressed to fantacize about death. - its so tiring
someone dies
Jesus has died on the cross to take away our sins he has all power but he won’t abuse it. He will help us through tough times. Have you ever felt that feeling in you that something is a bad idea that’s Jesus. He is the savior and never let anyone say different. Our lord will watch us. We will go to Heaven the promise land only as long as we believe he’s real and always here. Don’t let anyone speak less and make you disbelieve in our lord. This is your choice believe and go to Heaven or don’t believe and go to Hell a eternal death make a choice.
Don’t cry when you attend my funeral, I was dead long ago so why cry now?
Want to know what juice wrld would do if he was alive today. frantically scratch on the inside of his coffin.
i will never forget my little brothers last word rip.
his last words: paint dosent taste good
I wasn’t close to my dad when he died it’s a good thing he stepped on a land mine
My grandpa died during world war II. He was the best concentration camp guard they have every seen. RIP.
Someone asked me why I'm still here... the answer is simple: I don't want to be used as a school assembly.
What’s the difference between Nelson mindella and Paul Walker?
They both died at 95.
I wanted to play as Kobe Bryant on my gaming console, but the game kept crashing.
Why did the fbi get a foster family for an orphan So he could be in a lovely family before death
