Death jokes

What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?

Nothing, they both can’t breathe.

Twitter just blew my mind.

I was having a blast until I ended the stream with a bang!

For dinner, this girl had noodles. The next day, she could not find her skinny sister. The mom said, "Your sister is dead!" sadly. The girl asked, "She was skinny, right?" The mom said yes. The sister laughed, "I ate her! That’s why the noodles were very skinny!"

When you're depressed about the world :( but you remember you will soon die :)

What's a depressed person's favorite drink?

Coff- na, jk, bleach.

Why couldn't your mom make you dinner? Because she's dead!

"Do you have a noose?"

"Nose?"

"Yeah, noose- nose... I heard yours was stuffed lately--haha."

"I actually smell something--like a corpse. Is it you?"

"No."

*Dying on the inside has never been so detectable.*

I'm gonna eat a hell of a lot of popcorn kernels before I die just to make the cremation a little more interesting.

My gay ass: I want to find Jesus.

Religious mom: FINALLY!

Me: Grabs a noose.

"I miss you.

Being happy was never that hard without you..."

Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...

Hey, Reaper!!! Where are you going?

"I finished my job."

What about me?

You were sad because your grandmother died.

The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.

You're so ugly that when you were born, your mother asked, "How does my little treasure look?", and the doctor replied, "I think we should bury it immediately."

Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?

My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).

A teenager went into a creepy house with his 3 friends. Only 2 came out. Where are the others?

(Getting brutally murdered.)

1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?

2) Where did all the orphans go?

PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!

Q) Why is Technoblade's body hard?

A) Cuz he was thinking of children on his deathbed!

Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.

A missile hit a hospital earlier this morning. Fortunately, no one was injured - but 100 were killed.

Are you George Floyd?

Cause you take my breath away! 😮‍💨