Death jokes
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knife." "Knife, who?" "How are you still alive? I just stabbed you!"
My grandma unplugged the internet cable, so I unplugged her life support.
My grandma told me I was next at my brother's wedding, so I told her she was next at her husband's funeral.
I would go suck some titties, but I’d rather die from being shot than cancer.
Orphan: Hey, where's the milk?
Dad: . . .
Paul Walker made a new wrap cover, it's called "Flying Through the Windshield," and the song's name is "Crossing the Street."
What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death?
His hide-and-seek skills.
Died and came back a cowboy, I call that reintarnation.
Bin Laden's relatives were killed in a plane crash, lol.
What did Dom Toretto say about the tree Paul Walker hit?
"Family strong, but not that strong."
Can I pin your corpse to a tree?
What am I gonna do on the 5th anniversary of the Parkland shooting?
Shoot a load in you just like I shot those kids ;)
What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?
Ice, Ice Baby!!
Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under The Sea!!!!! Under The Sea!!!" - The Little Mermaid
Get it ;) Dead ass motherfucker.
What do emos do?
Hang.
I will never forget my grandpa's last words, Hold the ladder!
Why did my parents walk to the other side?
...Why?
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
I once saw a noose joke.
I wanna know how to make one :D