I wonder if any of these people are still alive.
Anyways,
When I arrived at the pearly gates when I died, the guardian asked me how I died. I told him I was just hanging around.
Once I was riding my bike and saw a $5. I jumped off and died.
I asked an emo girl, "Do you ever get jealous of your phone when it dies?"
My suicidal friend said he liked trains, so we took him to the tracks.
Technoblade would love it here.
That moment when the emo kid hangs himself in a bathroom stall, and the autistic kid thinks it's a pinata.
What do the films The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
On the plus side, Nicola Bulley no longer has a problem with alcohol.
What do you call the nun that hates?
For Paul Walker, Mother Teresa.
What were Paul Walker's last words?
Hey, that tree's growing!
What were Paul Walker's last words?
I dk probably "WATCH THE FUCKING TREE!"
Three Europeans head to an island. They are captured by the island people. They are going to kill them, and they plead. They grant them a chance to live. The island people tell them to grab a fruit from the tribe's garden and bring it back, then to follow the task at hand.
The first guy brings back a peach. The island leader says, "Stick it up your ass. If you laugh, you die." The first guy shoves it up his ass and laughs, so they kill him. The second guy brings a grape, he does the same and laughs, making them kill him.
The first two are in heaven together. "Peaches are fuzzy, so I laughed. How the hell did you die? You had a grape!" says the first guy. The second guy replied, "It didn't tickle at all. I laughed at the sight [of] the third guy was bringing over a pineapple."
I put the fun in funeral.
I'll never forget my grandpa's last words:
"You need to park a little closer."
I'll always remember my grandpa's last words.
"Are you getting the knife?"
I came across a dead body in the woods. I liked it so much I came again.
I'll never forget my grandpa's last words.
"Are you still holding the ladder?"
When Hitler killed himself, he shot himself twice. The first one was Operation Barbarossa, and the second one was his death.
Here is a story, my best friend was Chinese, his name was Chong-king. I took him to a restaurant one day and he said, "I am Chong-king." I said I know your name is Chong-king, within a few minutes he just randomly died making weird noises and turning blue by every second.
Anyone know what happened?
Four kids at my school tried suicide and failed. They are now known as the Suicide Squad.
