Hitler amazing he dead but still alive because he did nazi death coming it never happend
would u rather listen to Justin bieber or die in the slowest and most painful way possible. there the same thing
An orphan saw A tornado and he thought he saw his mom but then he realized it was a corpse and said hi Dad
*Breaking News!* - Apparently the first person in Melbourne has died because of the Coronavirus. In his house they found 1000 cans of food, 50 kilos of pasta, 80 kilos of rice, 300 toilet rolls and 50L of hand sanitiser which he had panic purchased from the supermarket and stock piled "just in case".
The whole lot collapsed and buried him.
What's a chicken's deadliest day?
FRIday
Every woman will die in five seconds Mother : dies Sister : dies Girlfriend:lives You : 🤬
So I met Micheal Jackson before he died he dragged me to his bed
what's does a condom and a coffin have in common? they both still have stiffs but one is cumin and one is going.
My father died in 9 11. Its such a shame. He was a great pilot😔
The ocean will kill you to death expensively if your on titanic buying the tickets was a wast of money- Ice burg
Robin Williams’ death was the most horrible impression ever given. (RIP Robin Williams, you will be missed)
Want to hear an abortion joke, or any joke for that matter? You have that option, and you can thank your mother for that. But that's a question that will never be heard by an aborted unborn baby, whose only option was death. And that's no joke.
I walk in from work to find my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride she says BOO! What kind of sick fuck does that?
mom died so I planted mums and forget-me-nots all over her grave site
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
Whats a dying person least favorite app ? TikTok
Nothing is funny about the Name who died an agonizing death, was mocked, spit on, and humiliated all because were sinners and God saved us so we could be free from the punishment of sin. Jesus is sinless and perfect and loving. How dare you.
Sketchy dude: If you push this button you get 100 million dollars but 100 million people would die.
Me: If I push it more than once do I get more money?
Sketchy dude: Yes, but more people die.
Me: *rapidly pushes button* This is how you solve world hunger.
Sketchy dude: ... wtf, you're insane.
Me: ...
this isnt really a joke but true.. you picture for your funeral may have already been taken :)
What the worst thing about committing suicide, You can only do it once
What's the only regret you would have when you eventually kill yourself, It wasn't Sooner
