Death

Death jokes

My ex-boyfriend threatened to kill me because I was suicidal.

I wanted to tell him, "Well, can we get what we both want?" I was already planning on dying anyway.

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

We better stop telling orphan jokes because their parents will get mad. Oh... wait... never mind.

Some people say I like heights; others say I'm a daredevil.

In reality, I like killing myself.

This man has been through all kinda shit in his life. So one day, he finally looks at himself in the mirror and says, "If another person looks at me again, I'm going to kill myself." He looks at himself and no one ever heard from him again.

My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.

Why do orphans go to the ancient pyramids for vacation?

In hope to find a mummy.