Death jokes
Did you know if you give a guy a plane ticket, he flies once, but if you push him out of a plane, he flies for the rest of his life.
Why did the chicken kill himself?
To get to the other side.
Orphans go to church to call someone father.
Why do people always talk about nine eleven???
My dad died that day.
He was a good pilot.
My friend died by a truck, why can't I get run over?
What's the difference between your dad and cancer?
Cancer came back...
Me: Now I know why Michael Jackson turned white.
The police: You finally figured it out.
What is long, brown, and cures depression?
A noose.
You really can't call Stalin bad. Just think about the people that wanted to die.
Hate when my phone dies instead of me :))
Other girls be like, "I want a 6ft guy", meanwhile I want to be 6ft under. 😃👍
Suicide is never the answer.
Suicide is the question.
The answer is yes.
Cut.
What do you call an emo kid's suicide live stream?
America's funniest home videos.
Do you have a halo, cause I can give you one.
What's red all over and spins at 100 mps?
Baby in a blender.
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?
Because he was hit by a bus.
Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?
Because he had no BODY to go with!
What do you call a drunk, depressed man that skydives?
Splattered.
Why can't orphans have a funeral? Because their parents won't be there.