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Koala's Demise

Anonymous
5 years ago
  • Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead, DUHHHHHHHHHHH!

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, genius. The koala fell 'cause it was dead. Dead things don't hold on to trees, capiche? It's like you trying to understand quantum physics – not gonna happen, 'cause you ain't got the brainpower, bud.

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    anisha hussain

    5 years ago

    thank yuo to all the poeple if you read this joke

    G

    Gwen

    5 years ago

    Duh

    BBrutish Bongo

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