Koala's Demise

Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead, DUHHHHHHHHHHH!

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, genius. The koala fell 'cause it was dead. Dead things don't hold on to trees, capiche? It's like you trying to understand quantum physics – not gonna happen, 'cause you ain't got the brainpower, bud.

Comments (2)

anisha hussain

5 years ago

thank yuo to all the poeple if you read this joke

Gwen

5 years ago

Duh

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