I added Paul Walker on Xbox...
But he spends all his time on the dashboard.
I added Paul Walker on Xbox...
But he spends all his time on the dashboard.
Yo mama so fat that she would die before reaching the gates of heaven.
My favorite place to make a bonfire? Orphanages, of course, silly!
Why did the Emo Chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
How to make an orphan die?
Tell them to yell until their folks come home.
What’s the best time to commit suicide?
8 a’glock in the morning.
How do you know your wife is dead?
The sex is the same, but the dishes keep piling up.
"When is the best time to commit suicide?"
Ate a Glock in the morning.
What's a suicidal person's favorite type of bath bomb?
A toaster.
A young boy is stood on the top of a cliff crying. A priest approaches and says, "Why are you crying my son?" "My parents just crashed the car off the cliff and died." "It's just not your day today is it?" Said the priest, unbuttoning his flies.
How do you make a mime cry?
You kill his family right in front of his stupid face.
Five out of six people agree that Russian Roulette is safe.
What is the only warm organ in a dead woman?
My dick!
Guess what? I have a baby in ten trashcans.