My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
A woman marries a man and has 7 children. The husband dies, and she marries another man. She has another 7 children, and later the husband dies. A year later she gets married again, and has another 7 children. She dies after a few months. At the funeral, a man see the priest looking at the heavens. He walks over and hears the man say, "They're finally together again." The man look at the priest and says, "With her husband?" The priest looks at the man and says, "No, her legs."
When you die, people cry and wish you to come back.
But when you do, people scream and run away.
whats the difference between the queens death and princess Diana death? the queen died in peace not pieces
What happened after technoblade died?
Everyone got raw pork chop.
Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life
I knew a girl that died from having phone sex.... He died of hearing aids
how did 10 die? because it was in between 9 and 11
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R.I.P Queen Elizabeth II. 1926-2022
Did the people of England see a game over sign in the sky when the quean died
My grandpa died in 9/11 he crashed a plane
Why did Queen Elizabeth the II die?
Because she ran out of immortali-tea.
Yes the Queen has died today, can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross dressing as her.
My grand pa died in 911 he was a grate pilot
when you look exactaly like your dead cousin and every body thinks she faked her death
FUCKING MENT
When Michael Jackson died people melted him down into lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.
Why is death taken so lightly? Because you can take it so quickly.
My Grandmother died last month. The thing that bugs me to this day, I couldn't understand her last words ... through the pillow.
So I was at a funeral the other day and it was a school shooting mass funeral, and the lady beside me asked me, “ what do you think was going through their heads?” And I replied, “probably a bullet.” She was furious and said, “ How dare you you have no idea what those kids were probably going through!” And I replied, “well they were going through anything the bullet was going through them.”
I told a diabetic girl to have sweet dreams...
she died the next morning
