Death

Death jokes

What’s the difference between the baby I just stabbed and Isaac Newton?

Isaac Newton died a virgin.

How is having fun with a prostitute like bungee jumping?

You’re dead if the rubber breaks.

If you drink hand sanitizer, does it only kill 99.9% of you?...........💀

My girlfriend went to Tokyo, and she died in the tsunami.

Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean."

As I grow older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe tour guide wasn't the right career choice for me...

I'll never forget my dad's last words before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, look how far I can kick this bucket!"

A suicidal boy went up to a tree and said "hi".

The tree never responded; it left him hanging.

What's 2ft long, blue, and stiff and keeps a woman up all night?

Cot death.