What website should you go to to look up LSD dealers?
tripadvisor.com
What do gay men and drug dealers have in common? They both get a lot of crack
why did the duck cross the roads to get to his quack dealer
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
What do you call a prostitute weed dealer? A pot-hole
What do u call a disabled person who deals drugs A wheel dealer
Jack and Jill wanted some pills So they went to the dealer he saw they were kids and said fuck this shit then jacked rocked his ass and took all the good shit except birth pills
what did the duck say to the drug dealer?
GIMME SOME OF THAT QUACK!
Mommy mommy! Are we Drug dealers? Shut up and cut the coke.
RAPE IS NO LAUGHING MATTER THE REASON WHY WOMEN ARE NOT BELIEVED IN RAPE IS BECAUSE OF YOU MOTHER FUCKING SHITBIRDS WITH NO FUTURE WHO WILL BECOME DRUNKARDS AND DRUG DEALERS WHO GO BROKE AND LIVE ON THE STREET GETTING HIT BY A FUCKING CARE FUCK ALL OF YOU SADITS WHO THINK THIS KIND OF SHIT IS FUNNY WELL SHUT THE FUCK UP GO JUMP OFF A BRIDGE OR GET HIT BY CAR AND I HOPE YOU FUCKING SICKOS DIE a STOP RAPE STOP RAPPE STOP RAPIBG INNOCENT CHILDREN AND WOMEN AND MEN I AM DONE WITH RAPE I AM DONE WITH IT!
What’s Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his QUACK-dealer.
so a guy gets a motorcycle with authentic leather seats and the dealer tells him ‘dude the rain will ruin the seats get it under something if it starts raining and worst case scenario put vaseline all over the seats to make it water proof’. so he goes to his girlfriend house that night for dinner and before he goes inside she says ‘listen this is your first time meeting your parents we have a rule, the first one to speak has to do the dishes’. so he walks inside and sees a mountain of dishes over 3 months because no one has spoken and the stench is awful. during dinner he concocted a plan to get someone to speak so he started doing all of this crazy shit to try and get someone to speak. not a peep eventually he grabs his girlfriend bends her over and starts going to town. still nothing the parents are outraged but not speaking because they don’t want to do the dishes. after about a minute of this he walks away and does the same to her mum and starts going to town. now the dad is pissed and just staring him down with daggers. at that moment it starts to rain his motorcycle is out in the rain and grabs the vaseline out of his pack pocket and the dad goes ‘FINE ILL DO THE DISHES’
A chinese drug dealer said to me "Do you like my cocaine?" I replied "Not since he starred in Zulu".
I bought some sneakers from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been trippin' all day.
Addicted what did the drug dealer say to the dopewhore? Damn whore your not that addicted when u spread your legs open for any man no wonder weed is more addicted than yo ass. Lol
What do a blackjack dealer and my uncle have in common?
They both hit me face down on the table
whats the diffrence between a hooker and a drug dealer a hooker can wash her crack n resell it
Your daddy must be a drug dealer, because you're dope.
so I got these new shoes, except they were from a drug dealer. Now I don't know what they were laced with but I was trippin all day.
