Dealer jokes

So I got these new shoes, except they were from a drug dealer.

Now I don't know what they were laced with, but I was trippin' all day.

What happened when the gun dealer found his pistol in his shoe?

He found that he had a piece in his sole!

What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.

I bought shoes from a drug dealer yesterday. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.

How does a prostitute make more than a drug dealer?

Because she can clean her crack and sell it again.