So I got these new shoes, except they were from a drug dealer.
Now I don't know what they were laced with, but I was trippin' all day.
What happened when the gun dealer found his pistol in his shoe?
He found that he had a piece in his sole!
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.
I bought shoes from a drug dealer yesterday. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.
How does a prostitute make more than a drug dealer?
Because she can clean her crack and sell it again.
