Dead jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.
Did you hear about the dead Italian chef?
He pasta way!
"My parents are dead, lol," said the orphan.
Obi-Wan be like:
"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"
Uranus caught a 3-meter flatty while surfing. Check the tail still kicking. Deadly, my bruz!
My builder was extending my basement when he questioned me because he found three dead kids in a corner tied together.
Yesterday I had a party.
I got questioned about five dead kids locked up in a box.
I did that when I was 13. Damn, I forgot about them!
My brother went missing 5 years ago. He also supported TRUMP. He is currently dead in my basement in a chest in a cupboard.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
My heart is dead.
I’m such a fool.
Why did I fall for you?
Roses are red,
Lilies are white,
One race ends up dead
And the other ends up bright.
Joe Rogan to Christopher Doemges: "What can you tell me about musicians of the 18th century?" Doemges: "They're all dead already!"
Do you know when an African doesn't feel hungry?
When he is dead.
I can't believe my friends. They killed themselves without me!
What did the lampost say to the other lampost?
Nothing, because it can't speak.
I'm dead inside.
I remember my grandfather's last words:
"Are you holding the ladder?"
Why could you not hear the dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.
Why does cancer kill you? Because it does. 🌝
What's worse than 1 tree with 10,000 dead babies on it?
1 baby on 10,000 trees.
I went to a funeral to revive my dead grandmother with the Reboot Card, but my family was upset!