Dead jokes
Hahahahahahhah my nan died :)
When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.
Stephen's not dead; his WiFi is slow.
You know what should give up and stay dead?
Fortnite.
I have a saying. Whenever you find a sink, there's probably a dead baby inside it...
I was in my guitar class and my strings were dead, and then I realized they were more dead than George Bush on November 30, 2018.
Boy: I'm dead.
Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?
Boy: No, I was just born this way.
Where is a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
I'm dead inside.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
My heart is dead.
I’m such a fool.
Why did I fall for you?
Do you know when an African doesn't feel hungry?
When he is dead.
Joe Rogan to Christopher Doemges: "What can you tell me about musicians of the 18th century?" Doemges: "They're all dead already!"
Roses are red,
Lilies are white,
One race ends up dead
And the other ends up bright.
What's the difference between me and a corpse? I mean, I'm not dead... yet, right?
I just found out, these jokes are about dead people.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under The Sea!!!!! Under The Sea!!!" - The Little Mermaid
Get it ;) Dead ass motherfucker.
Why couldn't your mom make you dinner? Because she's dead!
What is the difference between a Walking Dead and you? He doesn't feel pain.
What do you call a dead polar bear?
Anything, they can't hear you!
I remember my grandfather's last words:
"Are you holding the ladder?"