Dead jokes
Follow me.
I heard a noise, so I'm dead.
What's black and grey and red all over?
A dead r******.
Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇
How many thots have I bullied?
Three. The rest are dead.
I ate a man because he was dead!
Memes
What is something that makes you wish you were dead, rips your skin off, is small, can wear you out in two seconds, betray you in any way possible, and can eat you alive?
Kid's.
A cartoonist was found dead in his home.
The details are SKETCHY! :)
Twin monks who ring the church bells died.
Now they are dead ringers. :)
How do you stop a terrorist from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
What did the tomato say to the tomato ketchup?
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?
You can’t milk a dead cow for 20 years.
Your Nan is dead.
What's the difference between me and a corpse? I mean, I'm not dead... yet, right?
Why couldn't your mom make you dinner? Because she's dead!
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under The Sea!!!!! Under The Sea!!!" - The Little Mermaid
Get it ;) Dead ass motherfucker.
What is the difference between a Walking Dead and you? He doesn't feel pain.
Are you dead? Because you look like my dog.
Look, it's the dead center of town!
Why can't we see a camel?
Because it's camelflauged!
Kid: I want to be like Batman.
Genie: I can make arrangements. The kid comes home, both of his parents are dead.
Genie: I told you.
Kid: .............................................