Wy dose canker kil yu becase it dose π
Why is broly always mad ... anwser;his bros dead
imagine me being 12 feet taller than your dad
Dad: Alive Brother:orphan(fault=Mother) Me:dead on the inside but sadly alive Mother:Alive... Wait a minute.. I thought you were dead mom.. right your dead to me atleast.
I went to a funeral to revive my dead grandmother with the Reboot Card but my family was upset!
What's worse than 1 tree with 10,000 dead baby's on it.
1 baby on 10,000 trees.
What do you call a dead polar bear?
Anything they can't hear you
My gardener found a dead body? Of the old gardener!
When did the tomatoes said to the tomato ketchup
Why couldn't your mom make you dinner? Because she's dead!
A cartoonist was found dead in his home.
The details are SKETCHY! :)
-Dark_Humor
How do you stop a terrorist from drowning? Take your foot off his head.
what is the difference between a walking dead and you he doesn,t feel pain
are you dead? bc you look like my dog.
What did the lampost say to the other lampost. Nothing because it cant speak
Why cood yoo not heer the dinasor clap? Becasue its deade