What’s the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow? You can’t milk a dead cow for 20 years.
Your Nan is dead
I can't believe my friends. They killed themselves without me!
What did the lampost say to the other lampost?
Nothing, because it can't speak.
Why could you not hear the dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.
Why does cancer kill you? Because it does. 🌝
Look, it's the dead center of town!
How do you communicate to the dead?
Jump up and down on the ground and speak in Morse code!
Why can't we see a camel?
Because it's camelflauged!
Are you dead? Because you look like my dog.
Kid: I want to be like Batman.
Genie: I can make arrangements. The kid comes home, both of his parents are dead.
Genie: I told you.
Kid: .............................................
Imagine me being 12 feet taller than your dad.
Why can't ghosts stay happy? Because they are too skeletal.
Hello people, my name is Osama.
I'm back from the dead and I want to blow you.
Dad: Alive.
Brother: Orphan (fault=Mother).
Me: Dead on the inside but sadly alive.
Mother: Alive...
Wait a minute... I thought you were dead, Mom... Right, you're dead to me at least.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?
Nothing because he's dead.
Why is Broly always mad?
Answer: His bros dead.
What's the difference between me and a corpse? I mean, I'm not dead... yet, right?
Why couldn't your mom make you dinner? Because she's dead!
I just found out, these jokes are about dead people.
