Dead jokes
Hahahahahahhah my nan died :)
Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.
Boy: I'm dead.
Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?
Boy: No, I was just born this way.
My builder was extending my basement when he questioned me because he found three dead kids in a corner tied together.
Yesterday I had a party.
I got questioned about five dead kids locked up in a box.
I did that when I was 13. Damn, I forgot about them!
Uranus caught a 3-meter flatty while surfing. Check the tail still kicking. Deadly, my bruz!
I'm dead inside.
You know what should give up and stay dead?
Fortnite.
Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?
Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.
I went to a funeral to revive my dead grandmother with the Reboot Card, but my family was upset!
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?
You can’t milk a dead cow for 20 years.
What do you call a dead polar bear?
Anything, they can't hear you!
What is the difference between a Walking Dead and you? He doesn't feel pain.
What's the difference between me and a corpse? I mean, I'm not dead... yet, right?
Why couldn't your mom make you dinner? Because she's dead!
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under The Sea!!!!! Under The Sea!!!" - The Little Mermaid
Get it ;) Dead ass motherfucker.
What's black and grey and red all over?
A dead r******.
Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇
How many thots have I bullied?
Three. The rest are dead.