How many thots have I bullied?
Three. The rest are dead.
Dead Jokes
Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇
What is something that makes you wish you were dead, rips your skin off, is small, can wear you out in two seconds, betray you in any way possible, and can eat you alive?
Kid's.
A cartoonist was found dead in his home.
The details are SKETCHY! :)
Twin monks who ring the church bells died.
Now they are dead ringers. :)
Your Nan is dead.
I ate a man because he was dead!
How do you stop a terrorist from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
What's the difference between me and a corpse? I mean, I'm not dead... yet, right?
Why couldn't your mom make you dinner? Because she's dead!
What is the difference between a Walking Dead and you? He doesn't feel pain.
What do you call a dead polar bear?
Anything, they can't hear you!
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?
You can’t milk a dead cow for 20 years.
What did the tomato say to the tomato ketchup?
Why can't ghosts stay happy? Because they are too skeletal.
Why is Broly always mad?
Answer: His bros dead.
Hello people, my name is Osama.
I'm back from the dead and I want to blow you.
Dad: Alive.
Brother: Orphan (fault=Mother).
Me: Dead on the inside but sadly alive.
Mother: Alive...
Wait a minute... I thought you were dead, Mom... Right, you're dead to me at least.
Why can't we see a camel?
Because it's camelflauged!
Are you dead? Because you look like my dog.
