Dead

Dead jokes

Story

Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.

School Shooter

Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?

Grandmother

I went to a funeral to revive my dead grandmother with the Reboot Card, but my family was upset!

Osama Bin Laden

Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! πŸ’£πŸ’£πŸ’£πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸŒ‡

Kid

What is something that makes you wish you were dead, rips your skin off, is small, can wear you out in two seconds, betray you in any way possible, and can eat you alive?

Kid's.

Home

A cartoonist was found dead in his home.

The details are SKETCHY! :)

Monk

Twin monks who ring the church bells died.

Now they are dead ringers. :)

Corpse

What's the difference between me and a corpse? I mean, I'm not dead... yet, right?

Pain

What is the difference between a Walking Dead and you? He doesn't feel pain.

Bear

What do you call a dead polar bear?

Anything, they can't hear you!

9/11

What’s the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?

You can’t milk a dead cow for 20 years.