Dead jokes
My gardener found a dead body. Of the old gardener!
Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.
Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?
Imagine me being 12 feet taller than your dad.
I went to a funeral to revive my dead grandmother with the Reboot Card, but my family was upset!
Memes
What's black and grey and red all over?
A dead r******.
How many thots have I bullied?
Three. The rest are dead.
Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇
What is something that makes you wish you were dead, rips your skin off, is small, can wear you out in two seconds, betray you in any way possible, and can eat you alive?
Kid's.
A cartoonist was found dead in his home.
The details are SKETCHY! :)
Twin monks who ring the church bells died.
Now they are dead ringers. :)
Your Nan is dead.
I ate a man because he was dead!
How do you stop a terrorist from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
What's the difference between me and a corpse? I mean, I'm not dead... yet, right?
Why couldn't your mom make you dinner? Because she's dead!
What is the difference between a Walking Dead and you? He doesn't feel pain.
What do you call a dead polar bear?
Anything, they can't hear you!
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?
You can’t milk a dead cow for 20 years.
What did the tomato say to the tomato ketchup?