Dead jokes
Uranus caught a 3-meter flatty while surfing. Check the tail still kicking. Deadly, my bruz!
When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.
I'm dead inside.
I was in my guitar class and my strings were dead, and then I realized they were more dead than George Bush on November 30, 2018.
I have a saying. Whenever you find a sink, there's probably a dead baby inside it...
Where is a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
Stephen's not dead; his WiFi is slow.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
My heart is dead.
I’m such a fool.
Why did I fall for you?
Do you know when an African doesn't feel hungry?
When he is dead.
Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account?
You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that-
(Destroys phone cutely)
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under The Sea!!!!! Under The Sea!!!" - The Little Mermaid
Get it ;) Dead ass motherfucker.
What's the difference between me and a corpse? I mean, I'm not dead... yet, right?
What is the difference between a Walking Dead and you? He doesn't feel pain.
Why couldn't your mom make you dinner? Because she's dead!
What do you call a dead polar bear?
Anything, they can't hear you!
I went to a funeral to revive my dead grandmother with the Reboot Card, but my family was upset!
Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.
What's black and grey and red all over?
A dead r******.
Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇
How many thots have I bullied?
Three. The rest are dead.