Dead Jokes

What's the hardest thing walking through a field of dead children?

My penis.

Why does Aaron always look depressed? Because his grandmas dead

Ugh don’t you just hate it when your having sex and your parents walk in he room and say “ No more dead babies for your mister we are running low!”

So a woman gives birth to a child and the doctor grabs it by the leg and holds it upside down and starts swinging it around the room and slamming it into the furniture. The mother tries to get up and starts screaming and crying, “Let my baby go you sick bastard!”, and the doctor looks at the mother and stops swinging the baby. He is holding it by the left leg and starts chuckling, “I’m just kidding, it was already dead.”

What’s the difference between a bleeding child and a bleeding chimpanzee

Their both crazy and now dead

pun enters the room and kills ten people.

pun in, ten dead

what did Michael Jackson say?

nothing, he’s dead

Whats worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree?

One dead baby nailed to ten trees.

How many dead kittens does it take to clog a pool filter? 7 when i tried

what do you call a cemetary of dead arabs? a mine field

THE ORPHANS ALL DIED!!! oh wait, no one cares.. THEIR PARENTS ARE ALL DEAD ANYWAY, we are just making them happier, they get to join their parents in hell

He’s not dead just his storage unit

What yellow and can't swim?

A school bus full of dead babies.

Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic? Because dead babies make the best chum! :)

Baby Shark be like " It's the END" bruh they dead

I like my girlfriends like my children dead

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He’s not breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.

“I think my friend is dead!” he yells. “What can I do?”

The operator says, “Calm down. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”

There’s a silence, then a shot. Back on the phone, the guy says, “OK, now what?”