your dumb but thats not what she said
deans sexs life
What’s a green cucumber....... A carrot
Why didn't the chicken cross the road
Cause it got knocked down on its way
YALL IS UGLY
So a women was paranoid so she had a dog to check to see if anything was wrong. She would always stick her hand under the bed and if the dog licked her hand then she was safe.One night just before bed she stuck her hand under the bed. She felt a lick so she went to bed. She in the middle of the night needed to go to the bathroom. So she walked into the bathroom and on the window it said: HUMANS CAN LICK TOO! Then she was murdered.
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig Suicide squad
whats the grossest thing ever? A bag of dead babies whats even more gross? The bottom one is still wriggling
I FUCKED A POKEMON THE OTHER DAY. IT IS DEAD NOW
I took 7 coins from someone, he even came back from the dead to get them.
ur life
How is having fun with a prostitute like bungee jumping?
You’re dead if the rubber breaks.
When a person yells, just laugh and remember that they can’t hurt what’s already dead
the orphan asked a genie to become batman then he went home and saw his parents dead
When I grow up I wanna be like lil peep...
Dead
What's the difference between Donald Trump and the orange. The taste good.
What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common? Icy dead people
How can one make Death Row a little more fun? Musical electric chairs.
What do you call a baby in an elevator, Lubrication.
When ur husband can’t afford for a punching bag he uses his wife
