What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?
Answer: cancer
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What do you call an Orphan living with ghosts?
Him and his dead family. :(:
What do you call an African that is not hungry, dead
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It doesn't matter, he's dead.
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What do you call the longest raining monarch?
The queen? No she dead
Is Stephen Hawking a physicist now?
No, because he is dead.
I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.
STEPHEN HAWKINS ISNT ACCTUALLY DEAD HE IS JUST HAVING A UPDATE
What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?
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I'm still trying to think of an answer.
What do you call a person who's heart stopped... Dead
A guy dies and finds himself in Hell. Despondent, he sits on the ground and weeps uncontrollably. Demon: "Why so sad, my friend?"
Guy: "What do you think? I'm in hell!"
Demon: "Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinkin' man?"
Guy: "Sure, I love to drink."
Demon: "Well, you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays, that's all we do, is drink. Whiskey, tequila, vodka, beer... We drink till we throw up and then drink some more."
Guy: "Gee, that sounds great!"
Demon: "You a smoker?"
Guy: "You better believe it."
Demon: "Alright! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from around the world and smoke our fucking lungs out. If you get cancer, it's ok, you're already dead!"
Guy: "Golly"
Demon: "I bet you like to gamble."
Guy: "Yes, as a matter of fact, I do."
Demon: "Good, because Wednesday is gambling day. Craps, blackjack, horse races, you name it."
Guy: "Wow."
Demon: "You like to do drugs?"
Guy: "Well, I love to do drugs. You don't mean..."
Demon: "That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack. Smoke a joint the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want, and if you overdose, it's ok... You're already dead!"
Guy: "Neat! I never realized hell was such a swingin' place!"
Demon: "You gay?"
Guy: "Uh, no."
Demon: "Ohhh... You're gonna hate Fridays...."
What worse than a bag of dead babies? One at the bottom is still wriggling.
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I am a dead baby -end joke-
why tho
Women be like chivalry is dead then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.
Where did Sally go when she went in the minefield: Everywhere.
People ask me, are you an organ donor?
"Yeah, over my dead body."
