What is an orange cucumber........ A carrot duh
Sad life goes joke mom
Q what is the difference between a dead body and an orphan A the dead body had a family
what do u call skeletons having sex when the relationship is dead but ur still fucking
Why don't skeletons play music at the church? Because they don't have any organs.
Your dick is as flat as your grandma’s heartrate
What do you get when you kill a brown chicken and brown cow
Dead chicken and Dead cow.
Knock knock, who's there? stranger, stranger who? stranger why are you in my house masticating my apparent dead wife?
They said I couldnt drive. now they know i cant cause they are all dead
why could the zombie not clap because it was dead duh
So me and my friend dressed as dead people for halloween only difference in costume was he was dead
There once was a commie called Ed Usually known as Ned He went to bed Got shot in the head Unfortunately now he was dead
stop the dead baby jokes where running out of babys
When you at a funeral and you laugh at the body...everyone stares and one person said isn ́t that your mom......?
How many people do you think are in a graveyard? Hopefully none.
A boi found a magic vase and a genie came out and told hiM he had one wish the boy said I wanna be like Batman the genie said ok your wish is granted the boy Came home later that day and his parents were dead
isaac
A woman decides to take a well-earned vacation and she asks her brother to watch her cat while she's away.
On the second day, when she calls her brother to see how things are going he tells her bluntly that the cat is dead.
The woman is really upset and goes into hysterics, before saying, "You can't tell a person bad news so bluntly. You should break the news gently. The first day, you should have said that Fluffy was stuck on the roof and couldn't get down. The second day, you could have said that she had fallen, but the vet said she would be okay. Then on the third day you could have said that she died from complications."
The next day, the woman calls her brother again and asks how things are. He says, "Well, Grandma is stuck on the roof and can't get down ..."
I hit my friend. He dead now
My nan coughed and threw up a lung. Now she is dead
