Dead jokes
Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are dead.
You don't want to know why it takes so long to put a dead woman in a mass-produced coffin in a pre-buried grave dug by machinery that is then filled by mourners.
Orphan: I wish to be like Batman.
Genie: Your wish is granted.
Orphan goes home. His parents are dead.
I walk in from work to find my wife dead on the sofa.
As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of sick fuck does that?
I was gonna tell a joke about a dead fetus, but I decided to abort it.
Memes
I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes
Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.
What's the difference between a million dollars and a million dead babies?
I don't have a million dollars laying around my house.
(Note: this joke is not one of the worst jokes ever because it is obscene or offensive; it’s just a bad joke.) Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they’re dead.
What do you do when your cat's dead?
Play with the neighbor's pussy instead.
Man: Doctor, where are you taking me?
Doctor: To the morgue.
Man: But I’m not dead yet.
Doctor: Are we there yet?
Karma is like rape.
What goes around comes around, like a dead rape victim in a whirlpool.
If being sexy were a crime, you better lock me up.
Not because I'm sexy, but because I have 5 dead children in my basement.
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
I could be red, I could be orange, I could be yellow, I could be green, I could be blue, I could be purple, but I would be dead.
What does Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
Survival Guilt.
Stephen Hawking's not dead, he is just in airplane mode.
God = what I hope to be.
Devil = what I can't accept.
I hope to be like Jesus, a dead martyr. I can't accept that my religion is evil.
I pray to a dead human I hope to be reunited with.
Jesus, that's sick.
Why can't Kobe go shopping?
He's dead.
What is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? One sticks to the roof of your mouth, while the other one doesn't!