The Britains walk in the house of the alcoholic grandad. They ask Mary, the mum, why she had blood all over her, and she said someone dropped the butter. They walked into the living room, and Thomas was dead on the floor.
Dead Jokes
Mom: You can't die in the living room, David, so you can stop stabbing and shooting yourself.
David: I will surpass Kakarot!
Jordan: *dead on the living room floor*
Hahahahahahhah my nan died :)
I was in my guitar class and my strings were dead, and then I realized they were more dead than George Bush on November 30, 2018.
I have a saying. Whenever you find a sink, there's probably a dead baby inside it...
Where is a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
You know what should give up and stay dead?
Fortnite.
Stephen's not dead; his WiFi is slow.
I'm dead inside.
When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.
Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.
Boy: I'm dead.
Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?
Boy: No, I was just born this way.
I just found out, these jokes are about dead people.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under The Sea!!!!! Under The Sea!!!" - The Little Mermaid
Get it ;) Dead ass motherfucker.
My gardener found a dead body. Of the old gardener!
Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.
Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?
Imagine me being 12 feet taller than your dad.
I went to a funeral to revive my dead grandmother with the Reboot Card, but my family was upset!
What's black and grey and red all over?
A dead r******.
