buy kfc= 1 dead orphan in your house
do you know steven is dead he doesent have a stone do you know how to find him a metal detector
Depression: here your mom just died. Me: MY MOM IS ALREADY DEAD
What do christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!
So.. err actually know don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies but I had to abort.
What the worse than one dead baby in a trash can?
One dead baby in ten trash cans.
What's worse than finding 1 dead baby in a bin? Finding 1 dead baby in 5 bins.
These jokes are darker than the list of victims dead from cops.
I got caught fucking a dead body by my family. RIP grandma
Man, I’m so sorry that Steven Hawking is dead he was such a good person. To bad it’s a stair case to Heaven and not a ramp
What’s the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? Dogs only lick peanut butter off private parts.
What is the best type of snake?
A dead one.
Don’t cry when you attend my funeral, I was dead long ago so why cry now?
What is worse to have - a dead baby or dead Santa Claus? Santa. You need extra freezers for reindeer.
What do you call a hung autist... Dead
Site nearly as dead as my trim
What's the difference between a dead baby and a slice of pizza? A dead baby can't feed a family.
Q:what's 8 inches and makes my wife scream when I put it in her mouth A:her dead fetus
Three women were in heaven. The angel at the gates said, "How good the ride into heaven is for you, is determined by your commitment to your most recent partner." The first lady says, "2 years, 2 side-hoes." She got an old lexus. The second lady says, "10 years, 1 visit from a prostitute." She got a Mercedes-Benz. The third lady says, "I never had a husband." The angel says in response, "F*ck me and then you can have a lambo." They all arrive in heaven, to see the second lady crying. The first lady says, "I know we are dead, but it could be a lot worse." "How!?" The third lady cries, "The angel has a flute for a d*ck!"
you know Sally? she's dead now