I have a saying. Whenever you find a sink, there's probably a dead baby inside it...
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
Q. Which game does necro like the most?
Into the dead part 1.
I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.
Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!
Where is a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
I'm dead inside.
You know what should give up and stay dead?
Fortnite.
I remember my grandfathers last words:
Are you holding the ladder
Im deas inside
What's worse than 1 tree with 10,000 dead baby's on it.
1 baby on 10,000 trees.
How many thots have I bullied?
Three. The rest are dead.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
Under The Sea!!!!! Under The Sea!!! - The Little Mermaid
Get it ;) Dead ass motherfucker
Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?
My gardener found a dead body. Of the old gardener!
Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.
I went to a funeral to revive my dead grandmother with the Reboot Card, but my family was upset!
What do you call a dead polar bear?
Anything they can't hear you
When did the tomatoes said to the tomato ketchup
How do you stop a terrorist from drowning? Take your foot off his head.
