Dead jokes
I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.
Follow me.
I heard a noise, so I'm dead.
Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!
I gave a deaf kid AirPods.
Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"
The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"
A kid came to the orphanage with a dead fish. She was crying.
Why was the kid crying in the orphanage? Because someone came for the fish.
Roses are red,
I am dead.
You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.
Ukraine be like dead children...
RUSSIA BE LIKE DEAD GENERALS!
You didn't know that Helen Keller is dead? It's fine; neither does she.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.
Obi-Wan be like:
"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"
"My parents are dead, lol," said the orphan.
Did you hear about the dead Italian chef?
He pasta way!
My brother went missing 5 years ago. He also supported TRUMP. He is currently dead in my basement in a chest in a cupboard.
I was in my guitar class and my strings were dead, and then I realized they were more dead than George Bush on November 30, 2018.
I have a saying. Whenever you find a sink, there's probably a dead baby inside it...
Where is a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
Stephen's not dead; his WiFi is slow.
Mom: You can't die in the living room, David, so you can stop stabbing and shooting yourself.
David: I will surpass Kakarot!
Jordan: *dead on the living room floor*
When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.