Dead jokes
Roses are red,
I am dead.
You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.
Follow me.
I heard a noise, so I'm dead.
Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.
Ukraine be like dead children...
RUSSIA BE LIKE DEAD GENERALS!
Memes
You didn't know that Helen Keller is dead? It's fine; neither does she.
Obi-Wan be like:
"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck arenโt you dead?"
"My parents are dead, lol," said the orphan.
Did you hear about the dead Italian chef?
He pasta way!
My builder was extending my basement when he questioned me because he found three dead kids in a corner tied together.
Yesterday I had a party.
I got questioned about five dead kids locked up in a box.
I did that when I was 13. Damn, I forgot about them!
My brother went missing 5 years ago. He also supported TRUMP. He is currently dead in my basement in a chest in a cupboard.
Stephen's not dead; his WiFi is slow.
Mom: You can't die in the living room, David, so you can stop stabbing and shooting yourself.
David: I will surpass Kakarot!
Jordan: *dead on the living room floor*
I have a saying. Whenever you find a sink, there's probably a dead baby inside it...
Where is a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
I was in my guitar class and my strings were dead, and then I realized they were more dead than George Bush on November 30, 2018.
I'm dead inside.
You know what should give up and stay dead?
Fortnite.
Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.