Dead jokes
Mom: You can't die in the living room, David, so you can stop stabbing and shooting yourself.
David: I will surpass Kakarot!
Jordan: *dead on the living room floor*
When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.
I'm dead inside.
You know what should give up and stay dead?
Fortnite.
Stephen's not dead; his WiFi is slow.
Boy: I'm dead.
Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?
Boy: No, I was just born this way.
I was in my guitar class and my strings were dead, and then I realized they were more dead than George Bush on November 30, 2018.
I have a saying. Whenever you find a sink, there's probably a dead baby inside it...
Where is a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.
Hahahahahahhah my nan died :)
A kid came to the orphanage with a dead fish. She was crying.
Why was the kid crying in the orphanage? Because someone came for the fish.
I gave a deaf kid AirPods.
Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"
The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"
Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!
Roses are red,
I am dead.
You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.
Follow me.
I heard a noise, so I'm dead.
I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.
Ukraine be like dead children...
RUSSIA BE LIKE DEAD GENERALS!
You didn't know that Helen Keller is dead? It's fine; neither does she.