Dead jokes

I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.

A kid came to the orphanage with a dead fish. She was crying.

Why was the kid crying in the orphanage? Because someone came for the fish.

"My parents are dead, lol," said the orphan.

My builder was extending my basement when he questioned me because he found three dead kids in a corner tied together.

Yesterday I had a party.

I got questioned about five dead kids locked up in a box.

I did that when I was 13. Damn, I forgot about them!

My brother went missing 5 years ago. He also supported TRUMP. He is currently dead in my basement in a chest in a cupboard.

The Britains walk in the house of the alcoholic grandad. They ask Mary, the mum, why she had blood all over her, and she said someone dropped the butter. They walked into the living room, and Thomas was dead on the floor.

Mom: You can't die in the living room, David, so you can stop stabbing and shooting yourself.

David: I will surpass Kakarot!

Jordan: *dead on the living room floor*

Hahahahahahhah my nan died :)

I was in my guitar class and my strings were dead, and then I realized they were more dead than George Bush on November 30, 2018.

I have a saying. Whenever you find a sink, there's probably a dead baby inside it...

Where is a place where people die?

Rosshall Academy.

You know what should give up and stay dead?

Fortnite.

Stephen's not dead; his WiFi is slow.

I'm dead inside.

When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.

Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.

Boy: I'm dead.

Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?

Boy: No, I was just born this way.

I just found out, these jokes are about dead people.

What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?

"Under The Sea!!!!! Under The Sea!!!" - The Little Mermaid

Get it ;) Dead ass motherfucker.