Dead jokes

Did you hear about the dead Italian chef?

He pasta way!

I gave a deaf kid AirPods.

Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"

The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"

A kid came to the orphanage with a dead fish. She was crying.

Why was the kid crying in the orphanage? Because someone came for the fish.

I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.

Mom: You can't die in the living room, David, so you can stop stabbing and shooting yourself.

David: I will surpass Kakarot!

Jordan: *dead on the living room floor*

My builder was extending my basement when he questioned me because he found three dead kids in a corner tied together.

Yesterday I had a party.

I got questioned about five dead kids locked up in a box.

I did that when I was 13. Damn, I forgot about them!

My brother went missing 5 years ago. He also supported TRUMP. He is currently dead in my basement in a chest in a cupboard.

When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.

I was in my guitar class and my strings were dead, and then I realized they were more dead than George Bush on November 30, 2018.

I have a saying. Whenever you find a sink, there's probably a dead baby inside it...

I'm dead inside.

Stephen's not dead; his WiFi is slow.

Boy: I'm dead.

Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?

Boy: No, I was just born this way.

Hahahahahahhah my nan died :)

Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.

Where is a place where people die?

Rosshall Academy.

Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!

Roses are red,

I am dead.

You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.