Day jokes
Why did the flamingo cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off.
Good Morning, Sleepy-Head!
I've recently been treated with Asthma and have been prescribed penicillin. One day I was taking it and a man screaming "SUIII" came into the room and stole it! He thought the penicillin would give him penalties. I couldn't breathe, shame on you Penaldo for ruining my life!
Who needs Singles Day when you're single for the rest of your life!
One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...
Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)
Tom aint Tom
You look pretty today... April Fools!
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
Why do orphans only have 354 days?
'Cause they are missing Mothers and Fathers day!
Hey guys, I haven't been on in like freaking forever! Sorry. Anyways, I love you, Emerald! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I hope you're on!
Love you all. Hope you all have a nice day, Best regards, Koko, <3
One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.
To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.
A teenage girl got a summer job dogsitting for a gigantic English Mastiff. She spent hours with the dog, and walked a little funny when she got home.
"What are you doing all day?"
"Knot a lot."
One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, “Yeah, what gave me away?” I said, “His parents.”
My grief counselor died the other day.
He was so good at his job, I don't even care.
You learn something new every day.
Like the people in 9/11 are the world's fastest readers; they went through 100s in under a second.
I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day...
Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away...
I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand...
When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.
I named my dog Stone so that I can say to people that I throw stones every day.
Hope everyone is having a good day! ❤️
I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn’t know back-to-school sales had started already!
You're walking one day and a little kid, about 5-6 years old, comes up to you asking, "What's a condom?" You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell them.
One day, I was walking down the street, and then I saw something really funny, and then I ran, and I saw a boomer, but I don't really know what I'm talking about, lol.