At least someone who is gay/Carter has someone.
Dating Jokes
I caught my wife this morning gazing at our marriage license of long ago that hangs upon our wall with tears in her eye!
Almost got teary eyed myself until she told me she was only looking for the expiration date!
I go out with enyaw, now she is just gay.
I go out with enyaw, now she is just gay now.
Your hairline goes back so far, it dated Zeus.
I broke up with my emo girlfriend yesterday, look who came crawling back!
Who wants to be my boyfriend?
What did the blonde say when someone says, "Your baby is so cute?"
"For the last time, I don't want to sign up my child for Tindergarten just yet!"
Hey, this is to orphans:
"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"
How can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives three fucking nights in a row.
Hey selfish king, I see you need a girlfriend ;)
Dating a girl and studying mathematics, both give a headache.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have five fingers, two of them are for you.
One way to not pick up a girl is to say, “Are you an American school because I wanna shoot kids into you?” I tried it on a girl, and she is now terrified to come near me.
How was I supposed to know she was already pregnant?
How did the Emo ask the other Emo out?
"Wanna hang together?"
You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb!
Woman: I want a man who is 6 feet and 6 inches.
Man: Is 6 feet and 6 inches one thing or two?
Woman: Two, I want a man who is 6 feet and also is 6 inches.
Man: Shit!
I have to file a complaint against Spotify because I didn’t see you on my hot singles last week.
Wanna play dolls?
I can be Ken, and you can be the box I come in.
Q: How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?
A: She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.
