Dating jokes

When you met her first before your parents met each other. (In the case of your mom dating her dad).

Is it weird that a milk carton has a date, and I don’t?

Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u.

Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her).

What's the difference between having sex with my girlfriend and a baby?

I don't have a girlfriend.

Gwen: Hi sir, how are you?

Tj: Good... you?

Gwen: I am super duper good! And where is your date? It seems like you need one 😉!

Tj: 😏.

Gwen: Here, this is your guest hall pass...you may...come in my friend!

Tj: Thanks but um, don't you think you should be um getting inside too?

Gwen: 🙁 No thanks sir but I have to work...I am the staff so bye! 😁.

Tj: NO!!!!!!

1 day later.

Gwen: 🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤰🤰🤰👩‍👧‍👦

What’s something you can say at a Christian summer camp and during a blind date?

"Good Lord, this is fun!"

An HDMI cable and an electrical outlet went on a date. It didn't go well, because they couldn't connect.

Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.

"I work with animals," a man said on his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who works with animals. Where do you work?" "At the butcher shop!"

Helen Keller once dated a brick wall.

Women be like men should pay for first dates, then get mad when you do...

Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?

Because they don't need permission from their parents.

I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf. He said on a special website.

What's the difference between a Ranga and a Brick?

A Brick can get laid.

I dated a lot of girls before I married my wife. I was living with one of them when I arrived home one day to find her bags packed and next to the door. I asked her, "Baby, what's going on?" She said, "I'm leaving you."

"But why?" I replied.

"Because you're a pedophile!" she answered.

"That's a pretty big word for a six-year-old," I said.

You guys wanna hear a joke?

My LOVE LIFE.

If your boyfriend doesn't get your fruit puns, you got to let that mango.

A man asked another man if he was happy with his marriage. He replied, "Yes, I'm very happy. We go on date night every week." The other man asked, "When?" He goes on Wednesday and I go on Thursday.

You should never date a prospector. They're all just gold diggers.

I went on a date last night and told my date I worked with animals every day.

She said, "Oh, how sweet. What do you do?" I said, "I'm a butcher."