Dating jokes
When you met her first before your parents met each other. (In the case of your mom dating her dad).
Is it weird that a milk carton has a date, and I don’t?
Are you a volcano? Because you're hot and I really lava you!
I once dated a math teacher. It turned out she was nothing but problems.
What's the difference between having sex with my girlfriend and a baby?
I don't have a girlfriend.
Gwen: Hi sir, how are you?
Tj: Good... you?
Gwen: I am super duper good! And where is your date? It seems like you need one 😉!
Tj: 😏.
Gwen: Here, this is your guest hall pass...you may...come in my friend!
Tj: Thanks but um, don't you think you should be um getting inside too?
Gwen: 🙁 No thanks sir but I have to work...I am the staff so bye! 😁.
Tj: NO!!!!!!
1 day later.
Gwen: 🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤰🤰🤰👩👧👦
Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.
What’s something you can say at a Christian summer camp and during a blind date?
"Good Lord, this is fun!"
"I work with animals," a man said on his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who works with animals. Where do you work?" "At the butcher shop!"
Women be like men should pay for first dates, then get mad when you do...
Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?
Because they don't need permission from their parents.
I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf. He said on a special website.
Helen Keller once dated a brick wall.
What's the difference between a Ranga and a Brick?
A Brick can get laid.
An HDMI cable and an electrical outlet went on a date. It didn't go well, because they couldn't connect.
Their family portrait is also a dating app.
I dated a lot of girls before I married my wife. I was living with one of them when I arrived home one day to find her bags packed and next to the door. I asked her, "Baby, what's going on?" She said, "I'm leaving you."
"But why?" I replied.
"Because you're a pedophile!" she answered.
"That's a pretty big word for a six-year-old," I said.
Michael has canceled his upcoming dates. They were Tommy, age 9, and Bobby, 11.
My ex.
If your boyfriend doesn't get your fruit puns, you got to let that mango.