Dating Jokes

A man has been dating a girl forever he finally says I love you the girls says aww thanks the man looks at her are you not ganna say it back the girl says no I can’t

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Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them .., mbu wait l see how this week goes ..πŸ€”

Your gf/bf says: "Im dating your uncle..." Your start crying and you look under the bed and your uncle says: "Dam"

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the only problem being short and gay is that when ever i try to tell people im top in my relationship they don't believe me because im shorter then the person im dating like wtf

wyatt is a guy who still doesn't have a girlfriend because he didnt sit with yanely and jasmine at lunch. funny joke huh

Rape is so out dated but when u pay them money it is a popular date!

First Date: HE:"i work with animals every day!" SHE:"oh how sweet! what is it that you do?" HE:"I'm a butcher" SHE:"were through!"