How did the blind girl get a date? She said it was love at first sight
your mum so cute that i asked for her number ans she said yes and now were dating
How did the Iron and Gold start dating?
They met on TINder.
Hey there little Mister I’m dating your sister
Hey who thinks Gwen and Aiden are not Dating and who also thinks this dumb girl named "Zre" is being a dummy! and Who thinks gwen belongs with prince aka bf!
Me, (AHAHAHA IM A JOKE AHAH Criii) ANyone wanna date>lol
Who thinks gwen and dumb bitch prince should *STOP* dating! AND LET THE REAL LOVERS *gwen and aiden* RESUME TO *LOVE* SAY ME IN THE COMMENTS SO NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why are the Twin tower actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
So two people are on a date and the guy says “wow you are so beautiful” then the girl says “you just want to have sex” then the guy adds “SMART TO!”
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother but she did it with the wrong one
Where does a cow take his date?
Answer: to the moooooovies
As a son I set up a home date with my mom and my friend because I was going out of town. I set it up by telling my friend that my mom thinks he is cute and I told my mom that my friend thinks that she is hot. I came home the next day I see in the living room my friend giving it to my mom doggy style. I ask whats going on my mom said to me. Meet your new daddy, then my friend said to hey son get me a beer from the fridge.
Roblox Brookhaven be like
ABC if you wanna be adopted ABC if you wanna be my friend ABC if you wanna be a banker ABC if you wanna rob the bank ABC if you wanna date ABC if you wanna sex
where did the cows go to a date? to the mooovies
I Wana date u said mom dad said no u are horrid f*cking d*ck
Gwen tj this needs to stop so please this is not a dating website go on tinder or something just not here hate me if it makes you feel better but this is sickening!
A man has been dating a girl forever he finally says I love you the girls says aww thanks the man looks at her are you not ganna say it back the girl says no I can’t
person: what's your perfect date look like.
Me: oh just hanging around in a tree
yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date she took off her shoe lases and said spaghetti
You’re hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC
