A man has been dating a girl forever he finally says I love you the girls says aww thanks the man looks at her are you not ganna say it back the girl says no I canβt
I Wana date u said mom dad said no u are horrid f*cking d*ck
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Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them .., mbu wait l see how this week goes ..π€
Your gf/bf says: "Im dating your uncle..." Your start crying and you look under the bed and your uncle says: "Dam"
whats the diffaance betewwen you and a callandder
callander got dates
what is the difference between you and a calendar a calendar has dates
where did the cows go to a date? to the mooovies
person: what's your perfect date look like.
Me: oh just hanging around in a tree
whats the samthing between milk and a kid with cancer they both have a expiery date
Once upon a time the three baby was born I 2015 she was always cry for 2015 he loves her born date π€ππ€π€π€noπ€π€π±ππππππ
Why did the bone go on a blind date? He was bonley.
the only problem being short and gay is that when ever i try to tell people im top in my relationship they don't believe me because im shorter then the person im dating like wtf
wyatt is a guy who still doesn't have a girlfriend because he didnt sit with yanely and jasmine at lunch. funny joke huh
Rape is so out dated but when u pay them money it is a popular date!
First Date: HE:"i work with animals every day!" SHE:"oh how sweet! what is it that you do?" HE:"I'm a butcher" SHE:"were through!"