Dating jokes
So my ex invited me to dinner with her new boyfriend.
Her boyfriend said "Hi."
I said, "Knife to meet you!"
Tyler: What's your favorite fruit?
Frankie: Pineapple duh, what's yours?
Tyler: Pineapple
Frankie: Wanna come over and watch some Netflix? I'm home alone.
Tyler: Absolutely!! What time should I be there?
Frankie: Right now.
Tyler: Sweet! Should I bring a condom?
Frankie: Now enough talk, let's fuck.
Tyler: I thought you never asked.
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his ass.
How did the blind girl get a date?
She said it was love at first sight.
What's the best part about having sex with 28 year olds? There are 20 of them.
What does a pirate say to his girlfriend?
I want your booty!
Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 14.
Aaron and Ben meet on Grindr. They have a drink and have sex. They wake up in the morning in bed. Aaron says, "I'm so glad I got it out." Ben replies, "What? Oh, just the HIV."
What’s the difference between a loser and a paper?
A girl actually dates the paper.
What is a pedophile's favorite dating site?
Kinder
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common?
An expiration date.
Sex sex sex free sex tonight, I mean 666-3629.
Wyatt is a guy who still doesn't have a girlfriend because he didn't sit with Yanely and Jasmine at lunch. Funny joke, huh?
What's the best thing about having sex with a 26-year-old?
There's 20 of them.
Trystan Leonard is going out with Katelynn O'Toole.
Why did the duck not enjoy his restaurant date? Because he didn't want to see the bill.
Why were you born?
Because I asked out your mom on accident.
How do you get a fat girl to bed? Piece of cake.
Girls are like blackjack; you shoot for 21, but I keep hitting 14.
I got a handjob from a blind woman the other day. She said, "It's the biggest thing I ever had in my hand." I said, "No love, you're just pulling my leg."