Dating jokes
What is a pedophile's favorite dating site?
Kinder
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common?
An expiration date.
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Wyatt is a guy who still doesn't have a girlfriend because he didn't sit with Yanely and Jasmine at lunch. Funny joke, huh?
What's the best thing about having sex with a 26-year-old?
There's 20 of them.
Trystan Leonard is going out with Katelynn O'Toole.
Why did the duck not enjoy his restaurant date?
Because he didn't want to see the bill.
Why were you born?
Because I asked out your mom on accident.
How do you get a fat girl to bed? Piece of cake.
Girls are like blackjack; you shoot for 21, but I keep hitting 14.
My boyfriend told me to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.
Eventually find me attractive.
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*on a date*
me - "I get to work with animals all day."
her - "How sweet! What do you do?"
me - "I'm a butcher."
What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
Same time next month?
I'm 34 and I went on a date with my 19 year old girlfriend. I got heckled with "you're a paedophile!" and "you sick F...!" Completely ruined our 10th anniversary!
Where did the cow go on his first date? To the moovies.
Stephen Hawking went on a date and came back with a broken leg. I can't believe she stood him up.
At a date:
He: "I work with animals every day."
Me: "Oh, how sweet! What do you do?"
He: "I'm a butcher."
An HDMI cable and an electrical outlet went on a date. It didn't go well, because they couldn't connect.
Why does sour cream have an expiration date?