Dating jokes
How did the blind girl get a date?
She said it was love at first sight.
What's the best part about having sex with 28 year olds? There are 20 of them.
What does a pirate say to his girlfriend?
I want your booty!
Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 14.
Aaron and Ben meet on Grindr. They have a drink and have sex. They wake up in the morning in bed. Aaron says, "I'm so glad I got it out." Ben replies, "What? Oh, just the HIV."
What’s the difference between a loser and a paper?
A girl actually dates the paper.
What is a pedophile's favorite dating site?
Kinder
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common?
An expiration date.
Sex sex sex free sex tonight, I mean 666-3629.
Wyatt is a guy who still doesn't have a girlfriend because he didn't sit with Yanely and Jasmine at lunch. Funny joke, huh?
What's the best thing about having sex with a 26-year-old?
There's 20 of them.
Trystan Leonard is going out with Katelynn O'Toole.
Why did the duck not enjoy his restaurant date?
Because he didn't want to see the bill.
Why were you born?
Because I asked out your mom on accident.
How do you get a fat girl to bed? Piece of cake.
Girls are like blackjack; you shoot for 21, but I keep hitting 14.
My boyfriend told me to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.
Eventually find me attractive.
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*on a date*
me - "I get to work with animals all day."
her - "How sweet! What do you do?"
me - "I'm a butcher."
What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
Same time next month?