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Three boy chihuahua were hot about this girl chihuahua. She tells them, "I will date whichever one of you can use liver and cheese in the same sentence."

First dog says, "I love cheese, but liver is bland."

She replies, "Really original."

Next dog, "I love liver, but cheese makes me constipated."

She replies, "Ew, gross."

Third dog steps up, "Man, liver alone cheese mine."

Winner dog 3.

The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.

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    • A girl and a boy were on a date. The boy kept farting. The girl asked, "What is wrong?!?". The boy replied, "Explosive diarrhea.". The girl said, "Ew".

    The boy went to the bathroom, and the place exploded. The center of the explosion, the bathroom.

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    • My girlfriend broke up with me today, but it’s ok.

    She said we can still be cousins.

    So, I met this girl and she was a 9 out of 10. I met this other girl who was 7 years old. The 7-year-old ate my 9 out of 10 girl because 7 was a psychopath.

    A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it's too long." Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you'll never get it."

    So I was sitting at a bar, right? That fucking waitress came again, and guess what? She brought the wrong drinks again. So I send her away to get the correct drinks. And she came back again, with the wrong drinks!! Obviously, she was retarded. Anyways that's the story about how I met your mother.

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    • What's the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl?

    You have to drop the bomb twice until she finally gets it.

    So I was sitting on the couch with a woman, and I asked her, "Does this napkin smell like chloroform?"

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    • What's the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus's birth date.

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    • What's the difference between having sex with my girlfriend and a baby?

    I don't have a girlfriend.