Why do people love dating orphans? Because there always home alone
Yo moma so hairy that bigfoot dated her.
If you're in Alabama family reunions are basically speed dating events.
what did the woman do after meeting up with a rapist?
sue the dating site for matching her with him
How did the blind girl get a date? She said it was love at first sight
After every line, say “I’m a man.” I went to the club. (I’m a man) I met a girl. (I’m a man) I took her to the bar. (I’m a man) We got some drinks. (I’m a man) I took her home. (I’m a man) We got in bed. (I’m a man) She whispered in my ear, (I’m a man)
I dated a furry once The relationship didn't work out, she was a cheetah
Why did the bone go on a blind date? He was bonley.
Father : "That's great son. Who is she?"
Son: "It's Tina, the neighbor's daughter".
Father : "Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that.I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother.Tina is actually your sister."
The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later
Son : "Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!"
Father : "That's great son. Who is she?"
Son: "It's Peny, the other neighbor's daughter."
Father : "Ohhhh I wish you hadn't said that. Peny is also your sister."
This went on couple of times and the son was so mad,he went straight to his mother crying.
Son : "Mum I am so mad at dad ! I fell in love with six girls but I can't date any of them because daddy is their father!"
The mother hugs him affectionately and says:
"My love, you can date whoever you want. Don't listen to him. He is not your Father."!!!
Pick up lines
One fish two fish three fish I’m breaking up with you bich Hey there little mister I’m dating your sister
Rape is so out dated but when u pay them money it is a popular date!
Welcome to Blind Date. With me, Stevie Wonder!
me to my friend: i only date suicidal girls my friend: why?? me: because that pussy is limited edition
Him: What's The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com?
Her: What?
Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
Me, (AHAHAHA IM A JOKE AHAH Criii) ANyone wanna date>lol
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?" "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents!"
Knock, knock. Who's there. My penis.
I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time.
There is a man and a women on a date.
The women asked what kind of things do you love.
The table starts to lift up on the mans side and the man says sorry.
Why do I f-uh-c-k my mom? Like father like son. #batabababa
