Date jokes
If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?
Because it's in between 9/11.
Your hairline dates so far back like when your dad left.
Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.
She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.
What month has 28 days?
All of them.
Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?
Because she is a home-y.
Attention! Has anyone noticed that Watersharky and Kitten are dating? It's strange because they haven't said anything for 28 DAYS!!! They been keeping it a secret...(I guess). Someone needs to keep track of this. GOD, I just thought further into life with their relationship. DON'T DO THAT.
I saw a pretty girl walking outside. I asked for her number.
We met up and began to have sex. She told me to turn over, which was weird. I felt a stinging pain in my ass all of a sudden.
What do you call an emo dating another emo?
The suicide duo.
About to go on a date.
But she was late.
So I got some tape.
And eventually punished her with rape.
Ever notice 9-1-1 (the number for the po-po) is the Great Date (9-11)... Hmmm.
I was in a bar in Italy. Me and a hot chick got along, so I asked her for her number. I remembered that there was a pen in my pocket, but when I searched, it was nowhere to be found. I turned back, then I saw Pessi running with it. Shame on you, Pessi, for ruining my night! 😭
Femboys are looking kinda tasty for a date, especially the dick and their balls.
These days, dating life is hard. You put yourself out there, and it's hard to find someone. The only thing to do is turn to family.
Why do men sag their pants so low and still wear a belt?
The same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay.
What happened to the woman who dated a rapist?
She was date raped.
Why was the number 10 scared? Because bro was stuck between 9/11.
Why is 4/20 such an epic date?
Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)
It was 9/10.
Why is it better to date an orphan?
Their parents are never home.
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"