Hey, who thinks Gwen and Aiden are not dating, and who also thinks this dumb girl named "Zre" is being a dummy? And who thinks Gwen belongs with Prince, aka boyfriend?
Who thinks Gwen and dumb bitch prince should *STOP* dating! AND LET THE REAL LOVERS *Gwen and Aiden* RESUME TO *LOVE* SAY ME IN THE COMMENTS SO NOT!!!!!!!!
Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
A man has been dating a girl forever. He finally says, "I love you." The girl says, "Aww, thanks." The man looks at her, "Are you not gonna say it back?" The girl says, "No, I can’t."
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
I wanna date you.
Said mom, dad said no, you are a horrid, f*cking d*ck.
Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!
What month of the year has 28 days?
Answer: All of them.
A man dies of old age on his 25th birthday. How is this possible?
Answer: He was born on February 29.
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
Your hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC.
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
Yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date, she took off her shoe laces and said "spaghetti."
What's the difference between you and a calendar?
Calendars got dates.
Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔
What is the difference between you and a calendar?
A calendar has dates.
Your girlfriend/boyfriend says: "I'm dating your uncle..." You start crying and you look under the bed and your uncle says: "Damn."
Boy/girl: I love you.
Me: I love me too! But sorry, my mom said I can't date trash. Go back to the trashcan.
The boy/girl: I- *Is depressed*
A calendar asked the doctor how many time he's got left. The doctor replied: "'Til December."
Remember that 18 year old girl I set you up with?
Why not?
Too old.
