Date jokes
It’s almost take her to Spirit Halloween, and then rail her in a spooky mask season.
Why do I f*** my mom?
Like father like son. #batabababa
What happened to the woman who dated a rapist?
She was date raped.
Gwen: Hi sir, how are you?
Tj: Good... you?
Gwen: I am super duper good! And where is your date? It seems like you need one 😉!
Tj: 😏.
Gwen: Here, this is your guest hall pass...you may...come in my friend!
Tj: Thanks but um, don't you think you should be um getting inside too?
Gwen: 🙁 No thanks sir but I have to work...I am the staff so bye! 😁.
Tj: NO!!!!!!
1 day later.
Gwen: 🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤰🤰🤰👩👧👦
I told my cousin since we're not blood-related our parents would let us date.
Her pants were on fire.
Chat date for Kenya and Jaden!
What do you call mo on a dating website? Tissue face.
Would you rather date me or a lady?
I laid deez nuts in your mouth.
Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.
Why did the orphan not have a girlfriend?
Because he thought that she would leave him too.
I hate when my brother dates other people.
Just kidding! 😵😵😵😵
Johnny Depp once said in an interview: "I get older, my girlfriends stay the same age."
Maybe Johnny Depp's soulmate isn't born yet. We'll see in 20-25 years.
What do you call butter without an expiration date?
A miracle butter, because wow!
Your hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC.
These days, dating life is hard. You put yourself out there, and it's hard to find someone. The only thing to do is turn to family.
Son: Dad, Dad, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG!!!!!!!
Dad: What's wrong? Are you OK?!
Son: Mia asked me out on a date on February 30th!
Dad: 'Cause there's no February 30th?
Why is it best to date suicidal women? Because if there's no pulse, there's no need for consent.
9/11 wasn’t the date, it was the score.
So I saw a 15 year old kid near a 15 year old girl checking her out.
Then I told him, "What are you doing?"
He told me he will decorate her locker, donate a lot of money to her, and buy her a lot of stuff.
He then told me how easy would that be?
I told him: "That sounds pretty SIMPle."
People were talking and asking what's the worst day of the year for them.
Person 1: "The first day of school because I don't like going to school."
Person 2: "Valentine's day because it's too lovey."
Me: "Oh nice, mine is my birthday because it's when I was born."