Date jokes

Dear Gwen and Prince,

Gwen and Prince, sorry for being mean and cussing and other messed up nonsense. To be honest, I really just wanted to be your friends, all both of you! BTW Prince, Gwen is not dating Aiden...I don't even know who Aiden is! Sorry a million times, Zreina.

Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?

Because she is a home-y.

Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.

She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.

Attention! Has anyone noticed that Watersharky and Kitten are dating? It's strange because they haven't said anything for 28 DAYS!!! They been keeping it a secret...(I guess). Someone needs to keep track of this. GOD, I just thought further into life with their relationship. DON'T DO THAT.

I saw a pretty girl walking outside. I asked for her number.

We met up and began to have sex. She told me to turn over, which was weird. I felt a stinging pain in my ass all of a sudden.

What do you call an emo dating another emo?

The suicide duo.

About to go on a date.

But she was late.

So I got some tape.

And eventually punished her with rape.

Ever notice 9-1-1 (the number for the po-po) is the Great Date (9-11)... Hmmm.

I was in a bar in Italy. Me and a hot chick got along, so I asked her for her number. I remembered that there was a pen in my pocket, but when I searched, it was nowhere to be found. I turned back, then I saw Pessi running with it. Shame on you, Pessi, for ruining my night! 😭

Femboys are looking kinda tasty for a date, especially the dick and their balls.

These days, dating life is hard. You put yourself out there, and it's hard to find someone. The only thing to do is turn to family.

Why do men sag their pants so low and still wear a belt?

The same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay.

What happened to the woman who dated a rapist?

She was date raped.

This is not a joke. Stop online dating.

Why is 4/20 such an epic date?

Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)

It was 9/10.

Why was the number 10 scared? Because bro was stuck between 9/11.

Why is it better to date an orphan?

Their parents are never home.

I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.

Would you rather date me or a lady?

I laid deez nuts in your mouth.