Date jokes
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!
I dated an Indian girl for about six months. She was always Sikhing attention.
"I work with animals," the guy says to his Tinder date.
"That's so sweet," she replies. "I like a man who loves animals. Where do you work?"
"I'm a butcher," he says.
Why is the number 10 always scared?
Answer: He’s in the middle of 9/11.
Attention! Has anyone noticed that Watersharky and Kitten are dating? It's strange because they haven't said anything for 28 DAYS!!! They been keeping it a secret...(I guess). Someone needs to keep track of this. GOD, I just thought further into life with their relationship. DON'T DO THAT.
Memes
I saw a pretty girl walking outside. I asked for her number.
We met up and began to have sex. She told me to turn over, which was weird. I felt a stinging pain in my ass all of a sudden.
What do you call an emo dating another emo?
The suicide duo.
Ever notice 9-1-1 (the number for the po-po) is the Great Date (9-11)... Hmmm.
I was in a bar in Italy. Me and a hot chick got along, so I asked her for her number. I remembered that there was a pen in my pocket, but when I searched, it was nowhere to be found. I turned back, then I saw Pessi running with it. Shame on you, Pessi, for ruining my night! 😭
These days, dating life is hard. You put yourself out there, and it's hard to find someone. The only thing to do is turn to family.
Why do men sag their pants so low and still wear a belt?
The same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay.
Femboys are looking kinda tasty for a date, especially the dick and their balls.
What happened to the woman who dated a rapist?
She was date raped.
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"
Why is it better to date an orphan?
Their parents are never home.
I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.
Would you rather date me or a lady?
I laid deez nuts in your mouth.
It was 9/10.
Why is 4/20 such an epic date?
Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)
Why was the number 10 scared? Because bro was stuck between 9/11.