Date

Date jokes

Emo

    • Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.

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    Apology

    • Dear Gwen and Prince,

    Gwen and Prince, sorry for being mean and cussing and other messed up nonsense. To be honest, I really just wanted to be your friends, all both of you! BTW Prince, Gwen is not dating Aiden...I don't even know who Aiden is! Sorry a million times, Zreina.

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    Relationship

    • Attention! Has anyone noticed that Watersharky and Kitten are dating? It's strange because they haven't said anything for 28 DAYS!!! They been keeping it a secret...(I guess). Someone needs to keep track of this. GOD, I just thought further into life with their relationship. DON'T DO THAT.

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    Sex

    • I saw a pretty girl walking outside. I asked for her number.

    We met up and began to have sex. She told me to turn over, which was weird. I felt a stinging pain in my ass all of a sudden.

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    Pen

    • I was in a bar in Italy. Me and a hot chick got along, so I asked her for her number. I remembered that there was a pen in my pocket, but when I searched, it was nowhere to be found. I turned back, then I saw Pessi running with it. Shame on you, Pessi, for ruining my night! 😭

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    • Men

    • Why do men sag their pants so low and still wear a belt?

    The same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay.

    Femboy

    • Femboys are looking kinda tasty for a date, especially the dick and their balls.

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    Family

    • These days, dating life is hard. You put yourself out there, and it's hard to find someone. The only thing to do is turn to family.

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    • Fist

    • Roses are red, Violets are twisted, Come back to my place, You might get fisted.

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    Day

    • Why is 4/20 such an epic date?

    Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)

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