Date jokes
What do you call mo on a dating website? Tissue face.
Why were you born?
Because I asked out your mom on accident.
Yo, hairline as long as George Washington's date of birth.
These days, dating life is hard. You put yourself out there, and it's hard to find someone. The only thing to do is turn to family.
What do you call an emo dating another emo?
The suicide duo.
Why was 10 scared because it was in the middle of 9/11?
Johnny Depp once said in an interview: "I get older, my girlfriends stay the same age."
Maybe Johnny Depp's soulmate isn't born yet. We'll see in 20-25 years.
9/11 wasn’t the date, it was the score.
I wanna date you.
Said mom, dad said no, you are a horrid, f*cking d*ck.
Chat date for Kenya and Jaden!
What happened to the woman who dated a rapist?
She was date raped.
Gwen: Hi sir, how are you?
Tj: Good... you?
Gwen: I am super duper good! And where is your date? It seems like you need one 😉!
Tj: 😏.
Gwen: Here, this is your guest hall pass...you may...come in my friend!
Tj: Thanks but um, don't you think you should be um getting inside too?
Gwen: 🙁 No thanks sir but I have to work...I am the staff so bye! 😁.
Tj: NO!!!!!!
1 day later.
Gwen: 🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤰🤰🤰👩👧👦
What does a lesbian bring on the second date?
A U-Haul.
Why did the orphan not have a girlfriend?
Because he thought that she would leave him too.
Trystan Leonard is going out with Katelynn O'Toole.
People were talking and asking what's the worst day of the year for them.
Person 1: "The first day of school because I don't like going to school."
Person 2: "Valentine's day because it's too lovey."
Me: "Oh nice, mine is my birthday because it's when I was born."
I hate when my brother dates other people.
Just kidding! 😵😵😵😵
Would you rather date me or a lady?
I laid deez nuts in your mouth.
What do you call butter without an expiration date?
A miracle butter, because wow!
Why do I only date orphans?
Because they never have daddy issues.