Date jokes

These days, dating life is hard. You put yourself out there, and it's hard to find someone. The only thing to do is turn to family.

Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents name him "Sudden Lee."

So, two people are on a date and the guy says, "Wow, you are so beautiful!"

Then the girl says, "You just want to have sex!"

Then the guy adds, "SMART TO!"

Are you a building?

Cuz I rate you 9/11.

What month has 28 days?

What did one candle say to the other?

"Want to go out tonight?"

Would you rather date me or a lady?

I laid deez nuts in your mouth.

I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.

A man asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat one night, and she said "Chinese food," so he took her to China. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Indian," so he took her to India. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Nothin'," so he took her to Africa.

What do you call an emo dating another emo?

The suicide duo.

A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"

And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"

You know how 7 ate 9? Why was 10 scared? It's because he was in the middle of 9/11. 🤣

Why is it better to date an orphan?

Their parents are never home.

Yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date, she took off her shoe laces and said "spaghetti."

Helen Keller once dated a brick wall.

Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.

If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, then why was 10 afraid?

'Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11.

I caught my wife this morning gazing at our marriage license of long ago that hangs upon our wall with tears in her eye!

Almost got teary eyed myself until she told me she was only looking for the expiration date!

Person: What's your perfect date look like?

Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.

A policeman once said, "I will never forget 9/11."

I said, "I hope not, that’s your phone number!"