I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.
A man asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat one night, and she said "Chinese food," so he took her to China. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Indian," so he took her to India. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Nothin'," so he took her to Africa.
What do you call an emo dating another emo?
The suicide duo.
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"
You know how 7 ate 9? Why was 10 scared? It's because he was in the middle of 9/11. 🤣
Why is it better to date an orphan?
Their parents are never home.
Yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date, she took off her shoe laces and said "spaghetti."
Helen Keller once dated a brick wall.
Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.
I caught my wife this morning gazing at our marriage license of long ago that hangs upon our wall with tears in her eye!
Almost got teary eyed myself until she told me she was only looking for the expiration date!
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
A policeman once said, "I will never forget 9/11."
I said, "I hope not, that’s your phone number!"
What do you call 2 Indians on a dating website? Connect the dots.
When I see lovers' names carved on a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.
I was going on a date when I decided to put on Penaldo’s PR7 cologne to smell good. As I put on the cologne, my skin started to turn invisible!
I then realized the cologne had made me turn into a ghost 👻. Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my date 😡!
I dated an orphan and then later married him for 7 years until he told me he was an orphan.
Why did 10 have trauma?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
I went on a date with an Eastern European chick. She got mad because I rushed her...
Get it? It's Russia, and I rushed her.
How do you know when you are dating a cannibal?
You go to the beach, he offers to put suntan oil on you, and the brand name is Wesson.
You are having sex and he says he wants to eat your a$$ and you notice he is holding a knife and fork.
He invites you to his home to use the hot tub and it is heated by a wood fire.
You are having an argument and you say "bite me" and he starts to sharpen his teeth.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
