Date jokes
Wanna know something funny? Well, there was this one time when my parents were talking about their marriage.
Then after the wedding, they decided to make a joke, and then 9 months later, I was born. My birthday (4/1/06) April 1, 2006.
Where does a cow take his date?
Answer: To the moooooovies!
Why do people love dating orphans?
Because they're always home alone.
9/10/01
Bush: βOk, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.β
Why is 6 scared? Because 7 8 9.
Why is 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
Femboys are looking kinda tasty for a date, especially the dick and their balls.
This is the log reference. Use it to post your logs. Logs can be posted by Info Gatherers or Announcers.
/{[(Log date) -Month- -Year- -Day-] -Log Title- } "-Log Information- " End of Log
Thank you, -Connor
"{[(Log date) 11 22 3] The Beginning} "This marks the first ever log of the Underground Fruit Association of n&c (ugfa). N, being code name for Nathaniel, and C, being code name for Connor. Our plan is to collect as many fruit cups as possible by the end of the year. This site will be a communication hub only and used for nothing else. We will plan and discuss courses of action, and collection." End of log"
Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months.
I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time.
Why was the number 10 scared? Because bro was stuck between 9/11.
Why is six scared of seven? Because 7 8 9.
Then why was 10 scared? Because he was between 9/11.
I asked my phone why I couldn't get a date.
It showed a picture of myself.
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
Me: And this is the room I cry in.
Date: You've said that about every room.
Me: Correct!
Why does Joe only have 264 days in his calendar?
Because he can't celebrate Father's Day.