How do you know when you are dating a cannibal?
You go to the beach, he offers to put suntan oil on you and the brand name is Wesson.
You are having sex and he says he wants to eat your a$$ and you notice he is holding a knife and fork.
He invites you to his home to use the hot tub and it is heated by a wood fire.
You are having an argument and you say "bite me" and he starts to sharpen his teeth.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
Women be like men should pay for first dates then get made when you do...
I could never date a midget.
We would never see eye to eye.
I have no problem getting dates online. I’ve also had luck with almonds, cashews, and walnuts.
Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other? Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.
EVERYONE:
My boyfriend, Danny, broke up with me. Can some hot guy come, so I can interview them and see if they wanna date me?
Why are the Twin tower actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
Why do people like dating us emo girls? Because of the texture on our thighs.
What does a lesbian bring on the second date?
A U-Haul.
I hat win my Brother date other people
Just kidding 😵😵😵😵
A man has been dating a girl forever he finally says I love you the girls says aww thanks the man looks at her are you not ganna say it back the girl says no I can’t
Why can’t orphans date
Because they have no one to call daddy
I think ppl should date orphans cuz their parents are never home.
I like my dates like I like my wine...
Locked in a cellar and aged for 12 years.
What's the best thing about dating a blind chick?
She can't identify you.
a boy/girl: I love you Me: I love me too! But sorry my mom said I can't date trash go back to the trashcan. The boy/girl: I- *Is depressed*
Why dose the basketball never get a date ........ Because they dribble. ✌️✌️✌️✌️
I want to date depression cuz at least ik they wont leave me
