Darkness jokes
I love Muslims, they are great at parties!
They have the best fireworks.
Dark humor is like food. Not everyone gets it.
Dark humor jokes about orphans are funny because no parents are gonna be told.
What's the difference between onions and babies?
I cry when I cut onions.
What is burned dark and glued to the wall?
A bad electrician.
I hate people who get offended here, like seriously, it's called dark humor for a reason.
Warning, this is dark.
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch? Give 'em a Sandy Hook.
What does a man with no arms or legs do on Halloween?
Nothing.
I will always remember my dad's last words....
"15 dollars and I'll jump."
Dark jokes are like Antarctica.
They're cold.
What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?
They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.
What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.
I want coffee like my men.
Dark.
How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff?
Because they found her Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment!
Friend: How dark is your humor?
Me: It gets beat by the cops on a daily basis.
What do call six gay men going in a war?
Rainbow Six Siege.
*bowl of dark grapes*
Friend 1: I like my grapes how I like my men.
Friend 2: Black? Good one.
Friend 1: 21 at a time.
Do you have dark humor?
Actually, never mind. I was going to tell you a joke about babies dying... but I decided to abort.
Q: How do you know a wishing well works?
A: If your mother-in-law falls down it.
Where did Sally go after the explosion?
Everywhere.