Spongebob is yellow, and he can’t drive.

Must be Asian.

What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

I will always remeber my dads last words… “15 dollars and ill jump.”

Where was Moses when the lights went out? - In the dark!

I love Muslims, they are great at parties! They have the best fireworks.

What’s the difference between a pile of babys and a Porsche??

I don’t have a Porsche in my garage

Dark jokes are like Antarctica

The’re cold

My friend’s mother was never a font of sympathy, but always the one to see beyond the darkness. Upon learning about her daughter’s cancer diagnosis she said, “Well honey, at least you’ll lose some weight!"

Two blondes fell in a hole and one asked “It’s dark in here isn’t?” and the other one says "I don’t know I can’t see.

What’s the same about “Make a Wish Program” and “Dark Jokes”?

They never get old.

is necrophilia considered cracking open a cold one?

Q: How do you know a wishing well works? A: If your mother-in-law falls down it

What’s worst then finding 10 babys in 10 dumpsters??

Finding 1 baby in 10 dumpsters

A guy walks with a young boy into the woods. The boy turns to him and says, “Hey mister, it’s getting really dark and I’m scared.” The man replies, “How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.

So a orphon was crying in a corner in the dark. Then a man came over and asked why are you crying?

Then said do you want me to get your parents.

Why can’t sally swing? Because she has no arms Knock knock, “who’s there?”, not sally

new Where did sally go when the bombs dropped? Everywhere

How many dead prostitutes does it take to change a light bulb? – Obviously not 8, because its still dark in my basement.

Q: give a man a day of therapy he’ll be sad for then and on A:give a man a noose he’ll be sad for the rest of his life

Dark humor is just like food, not everybody gets it.

what do you call a dog with no legs? It dosent matter what you call him,he isnt coming.