What's the difference between a pile of babys and a Porsche??
I don't have a Porsche in my garage
What's the difference between a pile of babys and a Porsche??
I don't have a Porsche in my garage
I love Muslims, they are great at parties! They have the best fireworks.
How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.
Why were the Twin Towers mad, because they ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane.
If you are going to make fun of someone make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Double whammy. Dark humor is like a kid with cancer it never gets old.
Dark Humor is like a child with cancer. It never gets old.
The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.
What is burned dark and glued to the wall? A bad electrician
Dark humor is like food.
Not everyone gets it.
What is more dangerous than Russian gangs?
Russian malls
Dark humor jokes about orphans are funny bc no parents are gonna be told
A guy walks with a young boy into the woods. The boy turns to him and says, “Hey mister, it’s getting really dark and I’m scared.” The man replies, “How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a ravishing blonde and an old lady are sharing a compartment on a train as it winds its way through the Alps. Every now and then the train passes through a tunnel, during which time the compartment is plunged into complete darkness. On one such occasion, a ringing slap is heard and as the train passes back into daylight, the Frenchman is rubbing his sore, red cheek.
The old lady thinks, "I bet that dirty Frenchman fondled the blonde and she struck the pervert."
The blonde thinks, "I bet that filthy Frenchman was looking to grope me in the dark, mistook the old lady for me and she slapped him."
The Frenchman thinks, "I bet that perfidious Englishman touched up the blonde in the dark and she slapped me by mistake."
The Englishman thinks, "I can't wait for another tunnel so I can slap that French twat again."
Q: How do you know a wishing well works? A: If your mother-in-law falls down it