Darkness jokes

What's the difference between onions and babies?

I cry when I cut onions.

Dark humor is like food. Not everyone gets it.

I hate people who get offended here, like seriously, it's called dark humor for a reason.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a dog?

Well, neither did she!

Helen Keller walked into a bar.

Then a table.

Then a chair.

Warning, this is dark.

How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch? Give 'em a Sandy Hook.

Look at a bag of black grapes. See how dark they are? That’s how I like my men. 25 at a time.

There was once a dark room with a dark light and a terrible electrician.

Why can't orphans work at S.C Johnson?

Because it is a family company. 😂 😂

How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff?

Because they found her Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment!

I love Muslims, they are great at parties!

They have the best fireworks.

How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? - None, they declare darkness to be the new standard.

The moment when she tells you: "I'm a virgin. Be gentle!" And you tell her, "Don't worry, I used to work with kids."

Dark humor jokes about orphans are funny because no parents are gonna be told.

Dark humor leave if sensitive: Wives are like grenades: pull the ring, and the house is gone.

Hi, my name is Uncle Joe, and I like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore.

Friend: How dark is your humor?

Me: It gets beat by the cops on a daily basis.

What is more dangerous than Russian gangs?

Russian malls.

Dark jokes are like Antarctica.

They're cold.

Yesterday, I tickled my granddaughter's feet.

She is being born in 2 months.