Darkness jokes
The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.
Why is dark spelt with a K and not a C?
Because they can’t see their parents.
Wanna see something dark?
Close your eyes.
Dark Humor is like a child with cancer. It never gets old.
Let’s say there’s a person who should have never come to exist. How would you find them?
A: Look in a mirror.
After God created 24 hours of alternating darkness and light, one of the angels asked him, "What are you going to do now?" God said, "I think I'm going to call it a day."
Why can't Sally swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock knock, "Who's there?", not Sally.
Where did Sally go when the bombs dropped?
Everywhere.
One day you see a girl climb a pole and ask her, "Why are you climbing that pole?" "Because a boy paid me to." "He did that to see your underwear." "Oh. Ok."
The next day you see her do the same thing. "Why are you doing the same thing?" "Well, I got him this time. I did not wear underwear."
Can disabled enable dark mode?
For 15 cents a day, you can feed an African child. They eat spare change, I guess.
What is burned dark and glued to the wall?
A bad electrician.
When I'm cutting my grass, want to know what it reminds me of? My arms and legs.
If you are going to make fun of someone, make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Double whammy.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer, it never gets old.
Look at a bag of black grapes. See how dark they are? That’s how I like my men. 25 at a time.
Did you know that Helen Keller had a dog?
Well, neither did she!
What's black, blue, and red, laying in a ditch?
You after you disrespect me.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to the bitch house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.
What is the difference between a blond and a Nazi?
The blond survived.
The moment when she tells you: "I'm a virgin. Be gentle!" And you tell her, "Don't worry, I used to work with kids."