Kid: "Hey dad, what's dark humor?"
Dad: "Go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him."
Kid: "But dad, I don't have any legs or arms."
Dad: "Exactly, son."
Where was Moses when the lights went out? - In the dark!
My friend’s mother was never a font of sympathy, but always the one to see beyond the darkness. Upon learning about her daughter’s cancer diagnosis she said, “Well honey, at least you’ll lose some weight!"
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.
Why can't sally swing? Because she has no arms Knock knock, "who's there?", not sally
*new* Where did sally go when the bombs dropped? Everywhere
Dark Humor is like a child with cancer. It never gets old.
what is the difference between a kid with cancer and dark humour? Dark humour never dies!
What's yellow and cant swim? a bus full of kids
Dark humor jokes about orphans are funny bc no parents are gonna be told
kid asks "what is dark humor?" me *points*"see at that guy across the street..." kid:"i can't... I'm blind" me:"exactly "
Why done orphans get offended by dark humor?
It doesn’t hit home
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How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? - None, they declare darkness to be the new standard.
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
So a orphon was crying in a corner in the dark. Then a man came over and asked why are you crying?
Then said do you want me to get your parents.
What does a man with no arms or legs do on Halloween? - nothing
for 15 cents a day you can feed an African child they eat spare change i guess
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she's a woman.
