Darkness Jokes

Look at a bag of black grapes. See how dark they are? That’s how I like my men.

25 at a time.

Why can't sally swing? Because she has no arms Knock knock, "who's there?", not sally

*new* Where did sally go when the bombs dropped? Everywhere

today, i asked my phone, "siri why am i still single" and it activated the front camera

Children in the dark make mistakes Mistakes in the dark make children

How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? - None, they declare darkness to be the new standard.

Q: give a man a day of therapy he'll be sad for then and on A:give a man a noose he'll be sad for the rest of his life

Dark jokes are like a new day suicidal people don’t get it

What do you do when a person with epilepsy gets seizures in the bathtub? Throw in some laundry.

What’s the darkest point in the universe? The inside of a KFC

dark jokes are like clean water, not everyone gets it.

(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes) 1. What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

2. I was going to tell a dead baby joke. But I decided to abort.

3. Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead.

4.Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They're painful to look at.

5. Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

6. Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

7. I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.

8. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.