dark humor never gets old, just like children with cancer

Look at a bag of black grapes. See how dark they are? That’s how I like my men.

25 at a time.

Hears the news about Sandy Hook Person 1:God,I can only imagine what was going through those kids heads in the last moments of their lives… Person 2:Probably Bullets Person 1:OMG!!Can you even think of what their parents are going through?! Person 2:Probably Coffin Brochures Person 1:… Person 2:Its called dark humor.Dark humor is like food,not everyone gets it.

many years of sex in the dark. The wife find out he was using a dildo. The wife gets angry and says “explain the dildo prick” the husband says “explain the children bitch”!

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb.

None, because they beat the room for being dark, then arrest the room for being broke.

What is more dangerous than Russian gangs?

Russian malls

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They’ll just arrest the bulb for being broke and beat the room for being dark.

how many EMO KIDS DOES IT to screw in a light bulb? none they all sit in the dark and cry

tell a dark joke to an orphan then hit them

they’ll get the punchline right away

What does a man with no arms or legs do on Halloween? - nothing

A man and a boy are walking into a forest. It begins to get dark. The boy says "Mister, I’m scared." The man replies “How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone.”

The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.

When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it’s a pinata… BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!

for 15 cents a day you can feed an African child they eat spare change i guess

Q: How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb… A: Not Three. My damn basement is still dark…

Dark humor is like food: Not everybody gets it…

Dark jokes are like kids with cancer, They never get old

What does food and dark humour have in common? Not everybody gets it

Dark humour : hell !!! aren’t people racist !!!

How many dead prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More than three because the basement is still dark!