Darkness jokes
Do you have dark humor?
Actually, never mind. I was going to tell you a joke about babies dying... but I decided to abort.
Is necrophilia considered cracking open a cold one?
What is burned dark and glued to the wall?
A bad electrician.
Dark jokes are like Antarctica.
They're cold.
Many years of sex in the dark.
The wife finds out he was using a dildo. The wife gets angry and says, "Explain the dildo, prick!"
The husband says, "Explain the children, bitch!"
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?
The redneck virgin.
*bowl of dark grapes*
Friend 1: I like my grapes how I like my men.
Friend 2: Black? Good one.
Friend 1: 21 at a time.
I will always remember my dad's last words....
"15 dollars and I'll jump."
What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night?
Dark humor.
Children in the dark make mistakes.
Mistakes in the dark make children.
What time is it when it gets dark out?
Bed time.
How many kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Apparently not 27. Because my basement's still dark...
What is more dangerous than Russian gangs?
Russian malls.
Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?
Because there were too many knights.
Helen Keller walked into a bar.
Then a table.
Then a chair.
This joke is so dark, I need life.
How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff?
Because they found her Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment!
What does food and dark humour have in common?
Not everybody gets it.
Kid: "Hey dad, what's dark humor?"
Dad: "Go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him."
Kid: "But dad, I don't have any legs or arms."
Dad: "Exactly, son."
What happens if the dumbest person from Europe goes to the US?
The average IQ increases in both places.