Dark humor is just like food, not everybody gets it.
So a orphon was crying in a corner in the dark. Then a man came over and asked why are you crying?
Then said do you want me to get your parents.
Why can’t sally swing? Because she has no arms Knock knock, “who’s there?”, not sally
new Where did sally go when the bombs dropped? Everywhere
tell a dark joke to an orphan then hit them
they’ll get the punchline right away
I sometimes want rampage, but what good would that do? I look for a way out, but there’s not even a light shining through. The times where all is dark, are the times that I need a mark. Though people say that nobody will care, the truth is: there’s always one who’s fair. That person may not be the one you expect, but I am here with a passion to redirect. Once there was a time where I tried to end it all, because I only looked on the dark side. Truth was I wanted to be heard, to be respected, to let someone know. But that was in the past and this isn’t about my dark ride, it’s time for others to know that only a few words, can extinguish a glow.
What time is it when it gets dark out? Bed 🛌 time
How many babys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Must be more then 9 cause my basement is still dark
Q: How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb… A: Not Three. My damn basement is still dark…
Who works at IHOP? A girl with one leg. P1: Why did the chicken cross the road? P2: To get to the other side DUH?!? P1: No dumbass, its to get run over because he has depression, a chronic illness, and his father left him for a good for nothing pimp that doesn’t even give a shit about how he feels. (Kinda like me). P2: Holy shitr u ok? Some random eavesdropping fucker dials 911 in a hurry
Why can’t Helen Keller drive?
Because she’s a woman.
Hears the news about Sandy Hook Person 1:God,I can only imagine what was going through those kids heads in the last moments of their lives… Person 2:Probably Bullets Person 1:OMG!!Can you even think of what their parents are going through?! Person 2:Probably Coffin Brochures Person 1:… Person 2:Its called dark humor.Dark humor is like food,not everyone gets it.
A man and a boy are walking into a forest. It begins to get dark. The boy says "Mister, I’m scared." The man replies “How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone.”
a dark joke is like a kid with cancer. it never gets old. I AM SO SORRY
April Fools Joke: Go to a orphanage and say your parents came back.
How many dead prostitutes does it take to change a light bulb? – Obviously not 8, because its still dark in my basement.
(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes)
What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick
I was going to tell a dead baby joke. But I decided to abort.
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead.
4.Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They’re painful to look at.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Look at a bag of black grapes. See how dark they are? That’s how I like my men.
25 at a time.
What does a man with no arms or legs do on Halloween? - nothing
Dark humor is like food: Not everybody gets it…
Let’s say there’s a person who should have never come to exist. How would you find them?
A: Look in a mirror.