dark humor never gets old, just like children with cancer
Look at a bag of black grapes. See how dark they are? That’s how I like my men.
25 at a time.
Hears the news about Sandy Hook Person 1:God,I can only imagine what was going through those kids heads in the last moments of their lives… Person 2:Probably Bullets Person 1:OMG!!Can you even think of what their parents are going through?! Person 2:Probably Coffin Brochures Person 1:… Person 2:Its called dark humor.Dark humor is like food,not everyone gets it.
many years of sex in the dark. The wife find out he was using a dildo. The wife gets angry and says “explain the dildo prick” the husband says “explain the children bitch”!
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb.
None, because they beat the room for being dark, then arrest the room for being broke.
What is more dangerous than Russian gangs?
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They’ll just arrest the bulb for being broke and beat the room for being dark.
how many EMO KIDS DOES IT to screw in a light bulb? none they all sit in the dark and cry
tell a dark joke to an orphan then hit them
they’ll get the punchline right away
What does a man with no arms or legs do on Halloween? - nothing
A man and a boy are walking into a forest. It begins to get dark. The boy says "Mister, I’m scared." The man replies “How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone.”
The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.
When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it’s a pinata… BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
for 15 cents a day you can feed an African child they eat spare change i guess
Q: How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb… A: Not Three. My damn basement is still dark…
Dark humor is like food: Not everybody gets it…
Dark jokes are like kids with cancer, They never get old
What does food and dark humour have in common? Not everybody gets it
Dark humour : hell !!! aren’t people racist !!!
How many dead prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
More than three because the basement is still dark!