I went into a dark basement with a flashlight, but then it died, but I was not scared, I was actually delighted.

A man was taking a young child into the woods. the young child said, “mister it’s getting dark and I’m scared.” the man replied with “how do you think I feel.” “I have to go back alone.”

Why can’t Helen Keller drive?

Because she’s a woman.

My friend asked me how fast my humor was and I said it jumps borders then he asked how dark my humor is and I said it picks cotton.

Let’s say there’s a person who should have never come to exist. How would you find them?
A: Look in a mirror.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a dog?

Well neither did she!!!

How many babies does it take to light up a basement?

I don’t know, my basement is still dark.

How many dead babies does it take to put in a new light bulb? Not thirteen cuz my basement is still dark. Let’s try fourteen.

How did they know Princess Dianna had dandruff?

Because they found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment !!

whats the difference between onions and babys?

i cry when i cut onions.

How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.

Wanna see something dark

close your eyes

What time is it when it gets dark out? Bed 🛌 time

What does a kid with cancer and dark humor have in common. They never get old.

God’s racist. He separated light from dark.

Dark humor is like a boy with cancer

They never get old

What’s the same about dark humor and kids with cancer?

They never get old

bowl of dark grapes Friend 1: I like my grapes how I like my men Friend 2: Black? Good one Friend 1: 21 at a time

A man takes a boy into the woods boy says Boy: Mister I’m scared and it’s dark and cold The Man: How do you think I feel I’m walking out here alone

A 60 year old man is walking along a deserted road with a 12 year old boy. It’s getting dark, and the boy says “Hey mister, it’s getting dark and I’m scared”. The man replies, “You’re scared? I’ve got to walk back to town alone”.