Darkness jokes
Woman one: "I got so mad at my GPS today that I told it to go to hell!"
Woman two: "Did that work?"
Woman one: "Well, it took me to my in-laws’ house."
I went on a walk with a super pretty girl, then she saw me and it turned into a run.
Why can't orphans work at S.C Johnson?
Because it is a family company. 😂 😂
Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.
Where was Moses when the lights went out? - In the dark!
Dark jokes are like clean water, not everyone gets it.
I went into a dark basement with a flashlight, but then it died, but I was not scared. I was actually delighted.
So an orphan was crying in a corner in the dark. Then a man came over and asked, "Why are you crying?"
Then said, "Do you want me to get your parents?"
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
A redhead, a dark-haired woman, and a blonde walk into a bar and agree to fly to the sun!
The blonde states, "I agree, let's leave at night!"
What does food and dark humour have in common?
Not everybody gets it.
What happens if the dumbest person from Europe goes to the US?
The average IQ increases in both places.
Dark humor is like food. Not everyone gets it.
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?
The redneck virgin.
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Dark humor jokes about orphans are funny because no parents are gonna be told.
A man and a boy are walking into a forest. It begins to get dark. The boy says "Mister, I'm scared." The man replies "How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone."
The joke above me sucks.
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
*Hears the news about Sandy Hook* Person 1: "God, I can only imagine what was going through those kids' heads in the last moments of their lives..."
Person 2: "Probably Bullets."
Person 1: "OMG!! Can you even think of what their parents are going through?!"
Person 2: "Probably Coffin Brochures."
Person 1: "...."
Person 2: "It's called dark humor. Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it."