What does food and dark humour have in common? Not everybody gets it

A man was taking a young child into the woods. the young child said, “mister it’s getting dark and I’m scared.” the man replied with “how do you think I feel.” “I have to go back alone.”

How did they know Princess Dianna had dandruff?

Because they found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment !!

How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.

Wanna see something dark

close your eyes

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They’ll just arrest the bulb for being broke and beat the room for being dark.

Whats the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor is 10 babies in a trash can. Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trashcans

Dark jokes are like water some people just don’t get it

Did you know that Helen Keller had a dog?

Well neither did she!!!

How many dead prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More than three because the basement is still dark!

I went into a dark basement with a flashlight, but then it died, but I was not scared, I was actually delighted.

whats the difference between onions and babys?

i cry when i cut onions.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb.

None, because they beat the room for being dark, then arrest the room for being broke.

many years of sex in the dark. The wife find out he was using a dildo. The wife gets angry and says “explain the dildo prick” the husband says “explain the children bitch”!

My friend asked me how fast my humor was and I said it jumps borders then he asked how dark my humor is and I said it picks cotton.

I hate people who get offended here, like seriously it’s called dark humor for a reason

How many dead babies does it take to put in a new light bulb? Not thirteen cuz my basement is still dark. Let’s try fourteen.

bowl of dark grapes Friend 1: I like my grapes how I like my men Friend 2: Black? Good one Friend 1: 21 at a time

how many EMO KIDS DOES IT to screw in a light bulb? none they all sit in the dark and cry

dark humor never gets old, just like children with cancer