Darkness jokes
One day you see a girl climb a pole and ask her, "Why are you climbing that pole?" "Because a boy paid me to." "He did that to see your underwear." "Oh. Ok."
The next day you see her do the same thing. "Why are you doing the same thing?" "Well, I got him this time. I did not wear underwear."
So, a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods.
Boy: "Hey mister, it's getting dark out and I'm scared!"
Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
What's the same about "Make a Wish Program" and "Dark Jokes"? They never get old.
What's the difference between a pile of babies and a Porsche?
I don't have a Porsche in my garage.
I went on a walk with a super pretty girl, then she saw me and it turned into a run.
Two blondes fall down a well. One says to the other one, "Isn't it dark down here?" She replies, "I don't know. I can't see."
How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.
The secret to dark humor is the delivery... oh wait, the baby was stillborn.
Friend: How dark is your humor?
Me: It picks cotton.
If you are going to make fun of someone, make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Double whammy.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer, it never gets old.
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is 10 babies in a trash can. Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
I will always remember my dad's last words....
"15 dollars and I'll jump."
Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on, not because he is afraid of the darkness, but because the darkness is afraid of him.
Woman one: "I got so mad at my GPS today that I told it to go to hell!"
Woman two: "Did that work?"
Woman one: "Well, it took me to my in-laws’ house."
What is burned dark and glued to the wall?
A bad electrician.
Dark jokes are like clean water, not everyone gets it.
After God created 24 hours of alternating darkness and light, one of the angels asked him, "What are you going to do now?" God said, "I think I'm going to call it a day."
What's worse than finding 10 babies in 10 dumpsters?
Finding 1 baby in 10 dumpsters.
What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?
They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.
What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.