Darkness jokes
How to escape your black school teacher in detention?
(Easy)
Turn off the lights!
Whenever I go to bed, my wife disappears, but whenever I turn on the lights at night, she’s back in bed.
I took my 5 year old son to ride some roller coasters. I think he didn’t like it because I challenged him to a no hands contest.
He said, "But I don’t have any." He wanted to know what dark humor is. Now he knows what it is and what it feels like.
Steven Hawking had dark humor.
Whenever he turned on his laugh effect, it diverted power from his screen brightness.
Why were glow-in-the-dark condoms made?
To play Star Wars.
I feel this one on a personal level.
Stop saying negative shit about dark humor jokes! If it bugs you that bad, then go away! That'll solve everything but world hunger and failed abortion.
Kid: Mom, what’s dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Kid: But, Mom, I’m blind!
Mom: Exactly.
What do you call a black comedian?
Dark Humor.
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
What is a blind person's favorite color?
Black.
Why are most dark jokes about orphans?
They can't complain to their parents.
What happens when Batman sees Catwoman?
The Dark Knight Rises.
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
What's the hardest part to eat of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
I went into a dark basement with a flashlight, but then it died, but I was not scared. I was actually delighted.
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.
What is one good thing about pedophiles?
They drive slow in the school zone.
Are you a knife? Because I want you.
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
Really gotta love all the morons who, instead of sharing irreverent dark jokes, say the stupidest shit pertaining to Christianism.