Darkness jokes
Steven Hawking had dark humor.
Whenever he turned on his laugh effect, it diverted power from his screen brightness.
Did you know that a majority of the U.S. is afraid of the dark?
Especially if they are right behind you at the ATM.
Dark humor is like food, some just don't get it.
What's an EMO's favorite game?...... DARK SOULS
Why were glow-in-the-dark condoms made?
To play Star Wars.
Memes
What's the hardest part to eat of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
Stop saying negative shit about dark humor jokes! If it bugs you that bad, then go away! That'll solve everything but world hunger and failed abortion.
Kid: Mom, what’s dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Kid: But, Mom, I’m blind!
Mom: Exactly.
What do you call a black comedian?
Dark Humor.
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
What is a blind person's favorite color?
Black.
Why are most dark jokes about orphans?
They can't complain to their parents.
What happens when Batman sees Catwoman?
The Dark Knight Rises.
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
I went into a dark basement with a flashlight, but then it died, but I was not scared. I was actually delighted.
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
Yesterday, there was a blackout on my street.
So I sold them.
When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark.
But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.