One dark stormy night when i was 8 years old I woke up in the middle of the night busting to pee, half asleep i walked down the stairs and toward the bathroom and heard a strange whirring sound that sounded like a ghost. When I opened the door i felt a strange cool breeze and the light came on automatically and the ghostly sound stopped, terrified I did what I had to and went back to bed. The next 3 nights the same thing happened and finally i decided i had to tell my mom no matter how hard to believe it sounded. The next night I woke up I went into my parents room and woke my mom up and said, "you have to come with me and see this it's really important," Half asleep she murmured, "oh what is it can't it wait until the morning?' I pleaded, "no you have to come see, our bathroom is haunted by a ghost when I go in the middle of the night I can hear a ghost sound then when i open the door I feel the cold as it swoops through me and the light comes on automatically." She yawned and said, "oh so that's who's been peeing in the refrigerator."
Dark jokes are like Antarctica
The're cold
i want coffee like my men
Dark
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
kid "whats dark humor" mom "you see that man over there without arms tell him to clap" kid "I am blind mom" "exactly" said mom
Friend: How dark IS your humor Me: It started an orginization against cops
*bowl of dark grapes* Friend 1: I like my grapes how I like my men Friend 2: Black? Good one Friend 1: 21 at a time
"Dad? What's dark humor?" "See that man with no arms over there son, tell him to clap." "But daddy, I'm blind."
I never do dark jokes but when i feel like it, i prefer orphan jokes, cos theyre the safest option. I mean what are they gonna do, call their parents?
A man and a boy were walking through a dark forest, the boy said “I’m scared” the man said “Why are you scared I’m the one who’s going to leave these woods alone
How did they know Princess Dianna had dandruff?
Because they found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment !!
Serial killers be like: blood is red veins are blue, next one is YOU.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor? Because it can't hit home
35. How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry. 41. To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state. 43. You’re not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.
How many children does it take to screw in a lightbulb, not 27 bc my basement is still dark.
Dark Humor is like Cancer its funnier when kids get it
Why are emo’s jealous of light?
The lights are hanging.
What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas?)
-You die of laughter.
what do emos and bats have in common the both hang.