Stop saying negative shit about dark humor jokes! If it bugs you that bad, then go away! That'll solve everything but world hunger and failed abortion.
Darkness Jokes
Kid: Mom, what’s dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Kid: But, Mom, I’m blind!
Mom: Exactly.
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
What's a rapist's fav position?
Missionary in a dark corner.
What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common?
They both like to hide in dark places, look creepy, and like to lure small creatures.
What is a blind person's favorite color?
Black.
What do you call a black comedian?
Dark Humor.
Why are most dark jokes about orphans?
They can't complain to their parents.
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
I went into a dark basement with a flashlight, but then it died, but I was not scared. I was actually delighted.
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
Are you a knife? Because I want you.
Son: Dad, what's dark humor?
Dad: Do you see the guy over there with no arms?
Son: No, I'm blind.
Really gotta love all the morons who, instead of sharing irreverent dark jokes, say the stupidest shit pertaining to Christianism.
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
What is one good thing about pedophiles?
They drive slow in the school zone.
Where do spiders commit crimes?
The Dark Web.
Yesterday, there was a blackout on my street.
So I sold them.
Did you know that a majority of the U.S. is afraid of the dark?
Especially if they are right behind you at the ATM.
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
