Kid: Mom, what’s dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Kid: But, Mom, I’m blind!
Mom: Exactly.
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
What's a rapist's fav position?
Missionary in a dark corner.
What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common?
They both like to hide in dark places, look creepy, and like to lure small creatures.
What is a blind person's favorite color?
Black.
What do you call a black comedian?
Dark Humor.
Why are most dark jokes about orphans?
They can't complain to their parents.
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
I went into a dark basement with a flashlight, but then it died, but I was not scared. I was actually delighted.
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
Did you know that a majority of the U.S. is afraid of the dark?
Especially if they are right behind you at the ATM.
Where do spiders commit crimes?
The Dark Web.
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
Son: Dad, what's dark humor?
Dad: Do you see the guy over there with no arms?
Son: No, I'm blind.
What is one good thing about pedophiles?
They drive slow in the school zone.
Are you a knife? Because I want you.
When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark.
But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!
Really gotta love all the morons who, instead of sharing irreverent dark jokes, say the stupidest shit pertaining to Christianism.
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
Why were glow-in-the-dark condoms made?
To play Star Wars.
