Darkness jokes
Dark Jokes R Like Puppies:
Once they come out they are trash, but once it starts to get older, that’s when it’s noticed, but when it gets too old, you either proclaim it dead or never talk about it.
(I would never do that though I love puppies)
The joke above me sucks.
What do you call five Black people having sex?
Threesome.
What do you call a seven who's not feeling well? A sick seven
Where did Sally go after stepping onto the minefield? Everywhere
Getting a girlfriend is just like parking a car; usually all the good ones are taken, so you just gotta stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices.
I saw a kid crying in the corner. I asked them where their parents are. Man, I love working at an orphanage!
A father bought his depressed son a new house, and then pointing at it, he said, "Hang in there, son!"
Dark humor is like water.
Some people get it, others don't.
Why did the chicken enter the cave?
Because it wanted to get to the Dark Side.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
Dark humor is like life:
Not everyone gets it.
My jokes are so dark that I am surprised that the cops didn't shoot them yet.
A redhead, a dark-haired woman, and a blonde walk into a bar and agree to fly to the sun!
The blonde states, "I agree, let's leave at night!"
The "w" in Africa is for water.
How many poets does it take to change a light bulb?
One to curse the darkness, one to light a candle.
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
Rules of dark humor.
1. Everything shall be touched.
2. If it offends someone, it shall not be touched.
What do you call a child version of Batman?
The Raped Crusader.
Mom: See that guy over there with no hands, tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.
I teach orphans.
But the problem is I can't give them homework.