Darkness jokes
What do you call a black comedian?
Dark Humor.
Steven Hawking had dark humor.
Whenever he turned on his laugh effect, it diverted power from his screen brightness.
I took my 5 year old son to ride some roller coasters. I think he didn’t like it because I challenged him to a no hands contest.
He said, "But I don’t have any." He wanted to know what dark humor is. Now he knows what it is and what it feels like.
Whenever I go to bed, my wife disappears, but whenever I turn on the lights at night, she’s back in bed.
Dark humor is like food, some just don't get it.
What's an EMO's favorite game?...... DARK SOULS
Why were glow-in-the-dark condoms made?
To play Star Wars.
Stop saying negative shit about dark humor jokes! If it bugs you that bad, then go away! That'll solve everything but world hunger and failed abortion.
Kid: Mom, what’s dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Kid: But, Mom, I’m blind!
Mom: Exactly.
How many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
More than 10, since my basement's still dark.
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.
What is a blind person's favorite color?
Black.
Why are most dark jokes about orphans?
They can't complain to their parents.
What happens when Batman sees Catwoman?
The Dark Knight Rises.
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
What's the hardest part to eat of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
I went into a dark basement with a flashlight, but then it died, but I was not scared. I was actually delighted.
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark.
But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!