Darkness Jokes

I went into a dark basement with a flashlight, but then it died, but I was not scared, I was actually delighted.

Where do spiders commit crimes? The Dark Web

*son* dad whats dark humor *dad* do you see the guy over there with no arms *son* no im blind.

What is one good thing about pedophiles?

they drive slow in the school zone

These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!

Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mothers love Orphan: how come Me: you wouldn’t get it Orphan: . . . .

there was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was? she said well son do you see that guy over there across the road, go give him a high-five. Son said but I can't see. mom said that's the point

When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark. But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!

Did you know that a majority of the U.S is afraid of the dark Especially if they are right behind you at the ATM.

Serial killers be like: blood is red veins are blue, next one is YOU.

What happens when Batman sees Catwoman? The Dark Knight Rises..

DH: I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.

Dark..Humor :)

i am dark humour

did you know? about 9 months after a power outage 50% more babies are born because it is dark

Dark humour : hell !!! aren't people racist !!!

Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?

A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest, after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.

Dark jokes are like kids with cancer, They never get old

One dark stormy night when i was 8 years old I woke up in the middle of the night busting to pee, half asleep i walked down the stairs and toward the bathroom and heard a strange whirring sound that sounded like a ghost. When I opened the door i felt a strange cool breeze and the light came on automatically and the ghostly sound stopped, terrified I did what I had to and went back to bed. The next 3 nights the same thing happened and finally i decided i had to tell my mom no matter how hard to believe it sounded. The next night I woke up I went into my parents room and woke my mom up and said, "you have to come with me and see this it's really important," Half asleep she murmured, "oh what is it can't it wait until the morning?' I pleaded, "no you have to come see, our bathroom is haunted by a ghost when I go in the middle of the night I can hear a ghost sound then when i open the door I feel the cold as it swoops through me and the light comes on automatically." She yawned and said, "oh so that's who's been peeing in the refrigerator."