Darkness jokes
Whenever I go to bed, my wife disappears, but whenever I turn on the lights at night, she’s back in bed.
Steven Hawking had dark humor.
Whenever he turned on his laugh effect, it diverted power from his screen brightness.
What's an EMO's favorite game?...... DARK SOULS
Dark humor is like food, some just don't get it.
Why were glow-in-the-dark condoms made?
To play Star Wars.
Memes
I feel this one on a personal level.
What's the hardest part to eat of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
Stop saying negative shit about dark humor jokes! If it bugs you that bad, then go away! That'll solve everything but world hunger and failed abortion.
Kid: Mom, what’s dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Kid: But, Mom, I’m blind!
Mom: Exactly.
What do you call a black comedian?
Dark Humor.
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
What is a blind person's favorite color?
Black.
Why are most dark jokes about orphans?
They can't complain to their parents.
What happens when Batman sees Catwoman?
The Dark Knight Rises.
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
I went into a dark basement with a flashlight, but then it died, but I was not scared. I was actually delighted.
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.
When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark.
But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!
Yesterday, there was a blackout on my street.
So I sold them.
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .