Darkness jokes
How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?
Tell them a joke to make them smile.
How to silence a black protester at a rally?
TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS.
How to escape your black school teacher in detention?
(Easy)
Turn off the lights!
"The legend says Tinker Bell was good in jerkin' off Peter with her tiny fingers, but it pains me to think that Captain Hook was a closeted-sadist boyfriend."
Why were glow-in-the-dark condoms made?
To play Star Wars.
What do you call a black person?
Dark humor.
Everyone becomes happy when they complete the last stage of the game.
But the cancer patients aren't.
Friday's opening is open. Religion: "Dark model?" Hopi, Kahan, Virra, Sayla, Salafa, Sales, Power, Sleep. Google is “that cave”.
What does “JETS” stand for?
Jihadis Eradicating The Skyscrapers.
How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two: one to change the lightbulb, and the other to open fire while the room is dark.
Trying to find a good parking spot is a lot like trying to find a girlfriend.
If you can’t find one, you stick it in the disabled spot and hope nobody finds out.
What do you call five Black people having sex?
Threesome.
I'm evilest-evil man.
"Yes, you are," scared guy.
No, me, it me: Evil super evil boy!
My jokes are so dark that I am surprised that the cops didn't shoot them yet.
My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long you wait to smash. For me and my girlfriend, it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling.
What tree is every emo kid trying to find?
The hanging tree.
What’s the difference between dark jokes and cotton?
Some people don’t pick it.
What game do emo kids love the most?
Hangman.