what makes emos jump
a. bridges
there are women complaining about being r@ped. JUST DON'T GO NEAR DARK ALLIES WITH A SPORTS BRA ON. đ
Why do emo love the winter because the long sleeves
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
If you just think vanilla and chocolate ice cream is just light and dark mode
The dark side of kid songs: You got a friend in me..you got a friend in me!
You know stairs right the dark my there is something I know that if you fall down the stairs your balls will be crushed
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mothers love Orphan: how come Me: you wouldnât get it Orphan: . . . .
You know having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says itâs my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!
What do you do when a person with epilepsy gets seizures in the bathtub? Throw in some laundry.
hi my name is uncle joe and i like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore
What do Jesus and a painting have in common? They hang by nails
i have a fish that can breakdance! only once though, and only for 20 seconds...
where did little billy go when he was stuck in a minefield... everywhere. that joke was pretty dark but it got pretty light for a second
What do parents and dark humor have in common. Some get it, and some don't.
Can enable disabled dark mode?
Dark jokes are like gay people, Not everyone likes them.
How many alter boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on how dark the priests have basement
The more suicidal people there are, the less suicidal people there are... Woah.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
Why isnât the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
How many emos like anagrams?
Some.
What do you call those who remain My Chemical Romance fans?
Emold.
What is the connection between Emos and Darth Vader?
They both dress in all black and none of them has a father.
What do you call flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Who cares, let them cry in the dark.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Anthony went into the bakery and ordered Emo Cake.
âEmo cake?â says the baker. â What exactly is it?â
Anthony says, âItâs the cake that cuts itself.â
How do you pull an emo from a tree?
Cut the rope.
Whatâs the similarity between emos and unsalted popcorn?
Theyâre both white and flavourless.
What do emo birds call their mouths?
Bleaks.
What do you call an obese emo teen?
An edgelard.
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What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
How are cats and emos different from one another?
The cat still has 8 other lives.
Why does emo get tattoos of fruits on their arms?
They are playing Fruit Ninja.
What will you call Sonic if heâs an emo?
Sonic the Edgy hog.
Why would the emo swallow a clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Why are Emos still around?
Because the suffering never ends.
What is the best way to get an emo off your balcony?
You encourage them.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
What is the favourite game of an emo?
Hangman.
Why do people wish their lawn grass was emo?
So it could cut itself.
A group of friends started an emo salsa band.
They call themselves HisPanic at the Disco.
What is the difference between pizza and emo pizza?
Emo pizza kind of cuts itself.
