Damn Really stole my friend glasses well now their blind but not really their dead.
What did the kid without hands get for Christmas? - I don't know, he still didn't open his present...
If only they had more mosquito nets in Africa we could prevent millions of mosquitos dying needlessly of AIDS...
my wife and I have decided that we do not want children. If anybody does, please send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
A kid and an apple fall from tree? Who will reach ground first?
Apple because kid is hanging on the tree with rope.
How do you know the baby's dead, The dog plays with it more
Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? - Everywhere.
The worst comedians take 9 months to make a joke. Then they spen the rest of their lives trying to forget it.
What the difference between Hitler and Usain bolt?
One actually finished a race
Q: Why do Americans fish with guns?
A: To shoot up the whole school
I wish death was in the form of a woman.
That way, it would never come for me
What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
Q: Do you know why God created yeast infections?
A: So women will know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt too
Riddler: riddle me this are you scared of the big black
person: Big black what
Riddler: ...
person: I'm scared of what you mean because you wont tell me what you mean
Men play video games to let their inner child out while women do abortion
What do dark humor and a person with scoliosis have in common? Both are sick and twisted
I was outside digging a six foot hole, when I found a treasure box with jewels and shiny gems! I almost went inside to tell my wife, then I remembered why I was digging the hole
Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?
A: Lim Ping
Crying babies are like parties, No matter how many times you try to end it, it keeps going.
