Dark Humor

Joker

Why did the cops come over .

Because parents had kids in there basement.

EliD-13

What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie

Family photo

Anonymous

What is the first thing you should always take care of first after a car crash?

The witnesses.

Lmao

HAHAHAH U ALL GOT APRIL FOOLED IN THE WRONG MONTH

Fortiniyt or le babg

I bought a book for my blind friend :)

Fortiniyt or le babg

I was digging a hole in the garden untill i found some coins! I was about to tell my mum when I remembered i was digging a hole in the garden.

Fortiniyt or le babg

Why cant a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw u will be born soon.

Will

What do clothes and emo kids have in common?

They both get hung

Anonymous

Dick

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what cant you say to an emo?Hang in there buddy

Anonymous

why cant you say hi to a drug addict?They’ll say yea

DarkPheniox

A child with cancer: I want to be like you when I grow up. Doctor: Oh your not going to grow up.

Your well known ni--er

Why cant orphans be gay?

because they got nobody to call daddy

Anonymous

Why are people in Japan always skinny?

Because last time there was a Fat Man, a whole city disappeared.

Anonymous

you so ugly that if you looked in the mirror you would walk into the light

Dark humor king

What dose dark humor and kids with cancer have in common, they never get old

Anonymous

Q. What’s a Disabled person’s favourite band A. System of of a Down’s Syndrome.