Why does New York have the jets as their football team if those are what took out the twin towers
Dr Suess Dark jokes HEY THERE LITTLE MISTER IM DATING YOUR SISTER!!!
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Q: What do you get when you cross viagra and Donald Trump?
A: Erection fraud (Just a joke)
Q. Why didn't Tracy Latimer enjoy her trip to Vancouver? A. She had to go to GasTown.
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays
I asked my kid to give me a hand that motherfucker cried while charging his mechanical arm
What’s Queen Elizabeth’s pickup line You’re breathtaking
(this is not mine credit goes to the grim joker)
What does a baby and a grenade have in common? They both make noise after you throw them
Why cant a homeless person be in The Boys
Because he would have beef with homelander
Grandma: you guy’s generation is on to much technology. Kid: well your the ones that raised us. Other family members: ...
What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no arms or legs names
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, cause they don’t need a home button
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What goes down but not up.
An emo
Five out of six people agree that Russian Roulette is safe.
Go to and orphanage and tell a kid his parents came back
My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest with a rabid wolf.
If certain diseases spreads in water, why does Africa have them?
I puched my mom for no fraking reason
