Dark Humor
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is made of plastic and bad for kids; the other one holds shopping.
Q. What's a disabled person's favorite band?
A. System of a Down's syndrome.
School shooting: Happens.
Foreign Exchange Student: Starts sobbing under desk.
American Student: "First time?"
[being buried alive]
Murderer: *out of breath* How are you eating the dirt so quickly?
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
who wouldnt?
The judge asked me, "How does 5 to 10 years sound?"
I said, "Sexy."
Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.
"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.
So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"
Guy: Do you know how to draw women's rights?
Girl: No, how?
Guy: All you need is a blank paper, and that's it.
HAHAHAH! You all got April fooled in the wrong month!
What’s the worst thing about being a pedophile?
Fitting it in.
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.
Stop ruining the jokes. It's called "worst jokes ever" for a reason. We all feel bad for orphans, but people like dark humor and joke about everyone, so quit being offended, please.
What do food and dark humor have in common? Some people don’t get it.
Are you a printer? Because you turn my soft copy into a hard copy. Dark..Humor :)
Kid: "Dark humor is like a mother's love."
Orphan: "How?"
Kid: "You wouldn't know."
Orphan: "........."
Jesus can’t judge gay people, because he got nailed before he died.
I was playing football and this guy comes to me, he was in a wheelchair.
We started playing rocket league.
D: Johnny, Johnny.
J: Yes, Papa?
D: Eating sugar?
J: No, Papa!
D: Telling lies?
J: No, Papa!
D: Open your mouth, now full of cock. :)
What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.