Q: What do you get when you cross viagra and Donald Trump?
A: Erection fraud (Just a joke)
What was juice wrld's favourite store ?
Forever 21 .
Q. Why didn't Tracy Latimer enjoy her trip to Vancouver? A. She had to go to GasTown.
Why does New York have the jets as their football team if those are what took out the twin towers
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays
What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no arms or legs names
What’s Queen Elizabeth’s pickup line You’re breathtaking
(this is not mine credit goes to the grim joker)
What does a baby and a grenade have in common? They both make noise after you throw them
Why cant a homeless person be in The Boys
Because he would have beef with homelander
What goes down but not up.
An emo
Grandma: you guy’s generation is on to much technology. Kid: well your the ones that raised us. Other family members: ...
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, cause they don’t need a home button
Whenever I go to bed, my wife disappears, but whenever I turn on the lights at night she’s back in bed
my therapist told me that time heals wounds i stabbed him now we wait
You know that at Walmart they have backpacks next to the guns? Well I thought that it was nice to see the bags next to the school supplies.
One good thing about lynching during the holidays, free tree ornaments
Q: How are Clocks like Pedophiles? A: They both stop an 12
What's the difference between me and a rope? . . . A rope will hang with you
46. I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
52. What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
54. What is the difference between Iron man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him with my gun. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.
