Dark Humor
I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
I got in trouble at school today because I told the teacher at school with COVID to stay positive.
How to get into politics?
Fail art school.
dark humor lightens my mood (or not…)
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
A bath bomb.
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make noise after you throw them.
Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"
Because he would have beef with Homelander.
God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"
I gave a blind kid a hand grenade and told him it's a beyblade.
What do a baby and a grenade have in common? They both make loud noises when thrown.
What's the worst place to teach an orphan? Homeschool.
Me, calls the police*
Me: Hey, I'm gonna commit suicide!
Cop on the phone: Please wait till we get there.
Me: Why, so you can then stop me?
Cop on the phone: No, we just want a murder, not a suicidal report on your paper... and we are all bored!
Me: Ok, my house number is *********************, ok!
Cop on the phone: Awesome! Just a sec. *whispers* Guys, I finally found someone who wants to get killed!
I wish death was in the form of a woman.
That way, it would never come for me.
I was trying to make homemade baby powder until I realized it isn't made from babies, oops wrong ingredient... smh
Dr. Seuss dark jokes.
Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister!
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.
What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no arms or legs? Names.
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.
Q. Why didn't Tracy Latimer enjoy her trip to Vancouver?
A. She had to go to GasTown.