Dark Humor
I got in trouble at school today because I told the teacher at school with COVID to stay positive.
How to get into politics?
Fail art school.
Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra and Donald Trump?
A: Erection fraud. (Just a joke.)
My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
A bath bomb.
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make noise after you throw them.
God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"
Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"
Because he would have beef with Homelander.
Two simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you:
Step 1: Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size).
Step 2: Run through Africa with that bottle of water.
Perfect! Now you got yourself half the population there following you!
What's the worst place to teach an orphan? Homeschool.
What do a baby and a grenade have in common? They both make loud noises when thrown.
Me, calls the police*
Me: Hey, I'm gonna commit suicide!
Cop on the phone: Please wait till we get there.
Me: Why, so you can then stop me?
Cop on the phone: No, we just want a murder, not a suicidal report on your paper... and we are all bored!
Me: Ok, my house number is *********************, ok!
Cop on the phone: Awesome! Just a sec. *whispers* Guys, I finally found someone who wants to get killed!
Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?
A: Lim Ping.
Q. How does an emo scratch an itch? A. With a razor blade.
Q: What do you call a baby in a vegetative state?
A: A tater tot.
I wish death was in the form of a woman.
That way, it would never come for me.
Dr. Seuss dark jokes.
Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister!
Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A: A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection.