Dark Humor

Dark Humor

I visited my new friend in his apartment. He told me to make myself at home.

So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.

Today, I asked my phone, "Siri, why am I still single?" and it activated the front camera.

My elderly relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying, “You’ll be next!”

They soon stopped though, once I started doing the same to them at funerals.

Noose: "Hey man, wanna hang out?"

Corpse: "Sorry man, I'm dead inside."

How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they all sit in the dark and cry.