Dark Humor

Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.

The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they were pissed as all they got was plane.

I have a stepladder. My real ladder left for milk and never came back.

A joke becomes a dad joke when it leaves for milk and never comes back.

Why are Japanese always so skinny?

Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.

My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.

I broke up with my girlfriend, so I stole her wheelchair, and guess who came crawling back.

What did the kid say to the emo?

"Don't leave me hanging!"

I spat on a blind kid and told him it was raining.

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels."

What do you call a bunch of depressed kids with AK47s?

Suicide squad. 😂😂😂

Dentist: “This will hurt a little.”

Patient: “OK.”

Dentist: “I’m having an affair with your wife!”

My poem, roses are red, violets are blue. I will die very soon. 🔪

The other day, me and my friend were at the shops buying crafts. I was wearing a black top; she was wearing a stripy top. We were arguing about who was more creative when she asked me to prove that I am. I just said, "You buy your stripes, I make mine."

People keep telling me that I should stop making sh jokes... bro it's not that deep.

My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."

Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"

What did the grandma say at the hospital when you pulled the tube?...................

Me: Hey, do you want to see my grandma?

Friend: Yeah, sure.

Me: *pulls out gun*

My Grandpa said, “Your generation relies too much on technology!” I replied, “We'll see about that.” Then I unplugged his life support.

Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks.

You get to scan their wrists for discounts!