Dark Humor
Wives are like grenades. Pull the ring, and the house is gone.
Before Jane, was Tarzan clapping gorilla cheeks?
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?
Are you ready, kids?🤣
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.
Why is a white prison inmate scarier than a black inmate?
The white guy did it!
I got caught fucking a dead body by my family. RIP grandma.
What’s the worst thing about being a pedophile?
Fitting it in.
My ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's going to be hanging tonight.
Babies are like airstrikes; they get aborted.
Dark humor is like pussy: whining bitches don't get it.
How do you get an emo down from a tree?
Cut the rope!
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
You call it a tragedy. I call it a 25 killstreak.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso espresso.
Nah, just kidding, it's bleach.
What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian orphanage have in common?
Children scream when they melt.
What part of a vegetable can’t you eat?
The wheelchair. 😑
This girl told me people call her ugly because she is disabled. I told her to stand up for herself.
I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.
The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.
If you were a fruit, you would be a fineapple.
If you were a vegetable, I would visit you in the hospital.
What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.