Dark Humor

Dark Humor

Today, I asked my phone, "Siri, why am I still single?" and it activated the front camera.

My elderly relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying, “You’ll be next!”

They soon stopped though, once I started doing the same to them at funerals.

Noose: "Hey man, wanna hang out?"

Corpse: "Sorry man, I'm dead inside."

How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they all sit in the dark and cry.

This is bullshit! Stop showing cheesy and dumb jokes! This website is for dark humor, insults, and morbid content! All of you who don’t talk about the following, go die!