What do you call a black person with a gun? Black ops.
What's the cool thing about bringing a pack of gum or a shotgun to school?
When you pull one out everybody wants to be your friend. :)
So I became a teacher in a school for disabled children.
A kid wanted to ask me a question, so I told him to stand while he address me. 💀
What do you call a garage that is gay?
A gyarge.
I teach orphans.
But the problem is I can't give them homework.
Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
I told a kid in a wheelchair, "Use your nitro boosts!"
What do you call a black comedian?
Dark Humor.
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
I asked "Mom what's that in the sky?" Mom replied with, "thats your father".
Where do feminists go when they die? "Hell's Kitchen."
One time, the quiet kid hacked the speakers in a school. Next thing you know, "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster The People starts playing.
What's a child abuser's favorite song?
"Just Beat It!"
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
I made a orphan website it does not have a home page
6.7 and 8 are both scared of 10. but 10 is also scared. why was 10 nscarted?
because it was stuck between 9 and 11
This girl came to me and said, "I got raped in my sleep!"
I replied, "I done it as a joke."
-April 1, 2020
What is a reversed exorcism?
It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body.
Kid: Mom, what’s dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Kid: But, Mom, I’m blind!
Mom: Exactly.
Who is the best at musical chairs?
The kid in the wheelchair.
