Y do orphans have 363 days in a year
because they don't have a mother's of farthers day
bro my friend is always using zodiacs as an excuse. The other day he said he couldnt hang out with me because of cancer. I told him to fuck off. Then I realized why he was mad after that...
I spent 10 hours applying makeup so I could look pretty when I was going to have sex with my partner.
I needn't have bothered.
The next day, it was smeared all over my face.
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got to violent and now their sister(World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption and the planes were given back to their owners.
Doctor: “I have good and bad news.” Patient: “Give me the good news first.” Doctor: “Your test results are back and you have only two days to live.” Patient: “That’s the good news? What’s the bad news?” Doctor: “I’ve been trying to reach you for two days.”
why are there only 363 days for orphans... because they dont have mothers and fathers day.
Why did a girl like bananas?Because one day she might need to be ready.
One day i was passing a blind man and i gave him a gun and told him it was a blow dryer next day i went for another walk and saw his grave
It’s been a terrible day today my ex got hit by a bus and died. Not only this but the council cut my bus drivers permit
Good Morning! Have a Great Day! #Ijustwokeup
Why are there only 363 days in an orphaned years because they don’t have and farther s or Mother’s Day
I never knew what my dad's job was. One day, at school, I got a scam phonecall, later, I got another, and another. I finally had enough and answered the phone, but to make an impact I said "Hello?"
My dad answered...
Kiss a girl on the forehead make her happy for a day ......................................................................................... If you give her anal you'll make her whole weak
I had the WORST day ever. My ex was sent to the hospital from a gun, and I got my hunting license removed.
Who ever is reading this I hope you have good day because I feel bad your so short
Type this in your calculator: 5 days a week (type in 5), 6 different classes (type in 6), 7 hours a day (type in 7), x 2 semesters (type in 2), = flip the calculator over ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do u call it life?
She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do u call it life?
One day there was a guy who robbed a bank. A customer at the bank while it happened got the police. Who was that? The police said...... It’s a wood hulem
What is the difference between the snow boots on the earth day today after dinner and walk home
Roses are red Violets are blue If hes busy on Valentines day the side chick is you
