Why did the snowman say Good day to the sun? Because it was afraid to melt away by the sun
Celebrating Mother's day is confusing says my cousin
why do orphans not like july 24th?? because its parents day
What is Labor Day? That’s when mommies have their babes
I say a little girl crying and I said where is your parents that day I got fired from the orphanage 🤪
Thomas Jefferson’s 80th b-day bash be like: Jackson: CALHOUN! YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME - IN BED WITH THE CONSTITUTION???
why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? because they had no one to pick them up. what's a orphans best friend? a boomarange because it's the only thing that ever came back.
Attention- Has anyone noticed that Watersharky and Kitten are dating? Its strang because they havent said anything for 28 DAYS!!! They been keeping it a secret...(I guess) Someone needs to keep track of this. GOD I just thought further into life with their relationship DON'T DO THAT. Agent Chipmunk Out
Daughter: So, I got my period. Mom: That's wonderful, dear! Now you can bleed for a whole week a month without dying! Daughter: That's nice, Mum, but isn't the whole point of getting your period dying? Mom: Yes, but you have to kill yourself a little longer to live through to the another day. Daughter: Thanks, Mum. That makes a whole lot of sense. (Sarcastically) Mom: You're welcome, honey. (Clueless. Obviously.)
Y do orphans have 363 days in a year
because they don't have a mother's of farthers day
Doctor: “I have good and bad news.” Patient: “Give me the good news first.” Doctor: “Your test results are back and you have only two days to live.” Patient: “That’s the good news? What’s the bad news?” Doctor: “I’ve been trying to reach you for two days.”
Why did a girl like bananas?Because one day she might need to be ready.
One day i was passing a blind man and i gave him a gun and told him it was a blow dryer next day i went for another walk and saw his grave
It’s been a terrible day today my ex got hit by a bus and died. Not only this but the council cut my bus drivers permit
Good Morning! Have a Great Day! #Ijustwokeup
Why are there only 363 days in an orphaned years because they don’t have and farther s or Mother’s Day
I never knew what my dad's job was. One day, at school, I got a scam phonecall, later, I got another, and another. I finally had enough and answered the phone, but to make an impact I said "Hello?"
My dad answered...
Kiss a girl on the forehead make her happy for a day ......................................................................................... If you give her anal you'll make her whole weak
I had the WORST day ever. My ex was sent to the hospital from a gun, and I got my hunting license removed.
Who ever is reading this I hope you have good day because I feel bad your so short
