Dais Jokes

I am going to be a ghost for Halloween, I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least ide be dead.

What is the difference from a orphan and a mailman The mailman goes home at the end of the day

Tony's wife had a divorce with Tony, she says she wants to be an independent woman

Day's later Tony's wife had an accident, guess who's crawling back for help 💀

my teacher asked me what my favirote number was yesterday and i said 2977, i chose 91 for my football jersey number and sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher mr jacksons dad died in 9/11 and when he was talking about it friday the 9th i threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting monday

Man with cancer: How much time do I have left? Doctor: Ten. Man: Weeks? Months? Days? Doctor Nine, eight, seven...

do you know what the equivalent to hell is theses days 1. listening to your teacher 2. not haveing your phone/ game / tv 3. not haveing niccotine

Why do orphans only have 362 days of the year? ... bc they don’t have Mother’s Day Father’s Day or thanksgiving

One day a kid walks up to there mom and asks whey is my name daisy? The mom's reply is because when you were born a daisy landed on your head. The second kid asks why is my name butterfly? The mom's reply is because when you were born a butterfly landed on your head. Then you hear ooooooooohahbfisbfsdkf. Shut up brick!

Why can an orphan never get picked up?

Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL

I don't see why people say that emo kid doesn't like to hangout I seen them hanging all day.

When you having a normal day at school but then

*all the other kids with the pumped up kicks*

What’s the difference between a cat and a frog A cat has 9 lives and a frog croaks every day

when she sits on the internet, it will take a day to send!

One day I meet a blind guy and I said you should see Mt Cheaha

I asked an orphan where his mom was he started crying so I said it again And well that was my last day at the orphanage

What country has been the hottest in recent years?

Sri Lanka, They had 3 bombs in a day

Foxy the fox the was a careless fox she didn't care about her friend Froggy Froggy was a careful frog One day froggy dicided to teach the fox a lesson Foxy was in her bed sleeping When froggy made her room an entire mess She got up and then the mother berated her up for not cleaning her room From now she is a careful fox

One day, there are Friends having fun, hours later one of the friends Alice, wanted to leave and say *cya guys am just gonna hangin in the tree and have some fresh air* and they all agree hours go by and the group of friends are ready to go home but then seen a tree in the distance that looks like someone is hanging on the tree with a tight rope.