Dairy jokes
What do you call bees that produce milk?
Boo-bees!
What do you get when you combine Michael J. Fox and a cow?
A milkshake.
What do you call cheese that is not your cheese?
Not yo cheese!
I just got a taste of Kingston, Ontario's only transgender restaurant: 664 Bath. A Dairy Queen who used to be a Burger King.
How do you think they found out cows produce milk?
Two kids having fun in the barn.
Why was the two-piece swimsuit invented?
To separate the meat section from the dairy section.
If McDonald's is fast food, then Dairy Queen is fast cream.
I just encountered a father and son moment over some milk.
The dad finally came back with the milk!
What do you get when you mix a grizzly bear and milk? Mauled.
I tried to make a pun about cheese, but I couldn't think of any good "whey" to do it.
Why was the cheese always so confident? Because it had such a "gouda" self-image.
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
"Halloumi, who's the tastiest of them all?"
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.
Why did the mailman come to the house?
To come back with the milk.
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
I have no father or no milk. Like if you relate.
A cow is an earthquake, it's a milkshake.
Okay, so I have a dairy and sugar allergy, and if I eat it, I get REALLY CONSTIPATED, so this is me when I’m constipated ᕙ(⇀‸↼‵‵)ᕗ lol.
What’s long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick.
How did your dad come back with the milk? The Milky Way.