Dairy jokes
Why couldn鈥檛 the dairy farmer find his home? He lost the whey!馃槄
Why did the cow wiggle?
To make milkshake! 馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀
He jizzes canned cheese.
What do you get when a cow doesn't give any more milk?
A milk dud 馃槀
You know why the teacher punished Dairy Milk?
Answer: Because he was choco_'late' to school.
What do you call a cow 馃惍 in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
I told my sister a Dairy joke.
She said it was cheesy.
I would tell you a milk joke, but it's whey too cheesy!
What is a milk?
Milk!!!!
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesy.
What do you call a cow with no toes?
Lac-toes intolerant.
Did you hear the joke about the butter?
What is it?
I can鈥檛 tell you, you鈥檒l spread it.
What did the cow call its own life? An udder mistake.
What do you call a man shopping? A half-grown carton of cheese.
What do you call a cow that's had an abortion? De-calf-inated.
What do you get from a dwarf cow?
Condensed milk.
She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs.
What is the worst part of milking a cow? The smell of the dairy air.
I was at a milk store and ordered some milk.
They brought it over but spilled it on me.
I said that was a udder failure!
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf?
A: Blue cheese.