Did you hear the joke about the butter?
What is it?
I can’t tell you, you’ll spread it.
What do you call a cow that's had an abortion?
De-calf-inated.
What do you get from a dwarf cow?
Condensed milk.
She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs.
What is the worst part of milking a cow?
The smell of the dairy air.
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf?
A: Blue cheese.
What kind of cheese protects castles?
MOAT-zerrela.
Want to hear a joke about milk? No, it's too cheesy.
After an explosion at a French cheese factory... all that was left was De Brie.
What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father
What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef
Once my dad left to get milk, then I realized we own a cow.
What did the Indian cheese say to the other cheese?
"Tu cheese badi hai mast mast!"
I saw a piece of cheese and it told me a joke, but the joke was too cheesy.
What is a cow's favorite dance move?
The milkshake.
What do you call a feminine cow?
A dairy queen.
Two sticks of butter walk into a butter bar. One says to the other, "Aren't you going to introduce me to your friends?" He replies, "Sure, dis my butter from another utter."
What is a cow's favorite drink?
Mountain Moo!
Why did the cow go to space?
To get ice cream!
Today was a bad day. There was a man throwing butter and cheese at me, how dairy!
Do you wanna hear the gossip about butter?
Actually, I shouldn't spread it.
