Dairy jokes
He jizzes canned cheese.
What do you get when a cow doesn't give any more milk?
A milk dud 馃槀
You know why the teacher punished Dairy Milk?
Answer: Because he was choco_'late' to school.
What do you call a cow 馃惍 in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
I told my sister a Dairy joke.
She said it was cheesy.
I would tell you a milk joke, but it's whey too cheesy!
What is a milk?
Milk!!!!
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesy.
What do you call a cow with no toes?
Lac-toes intolerant.
Did you hear the joke about the butter?
What is it?
I can鈥檛 tell you, you鈥檒l spread it.
What did the cow call its own life? An udder mistake.
What do you call a man shopping? A half-grown carton of cheese.
What do you call a cow that's had an abortion?
De-calf-inated.
What do you get from a dwarf cow?
Condensed milk.
She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs.
What is the worst part of milking a cow?
The smell of the dairy air.
I was at a milk store and ordered some milk.
They brought it over but spilled it on me.
I said that was a udder failure!
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf?
A: Blue cheese.
What kind of cheese protects castles?
MOAT-zerrela.
Want to hear a joke about milk? No, it's too cheesy.