- What do you call a feminine cow
-A dairy queen
Today was a bad day. There was a man throwing butter and cheese at me, how dairy!
Why do cows have hooves and not feet? They Lactose
How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his Whopper.
What do you call a band made of cheese? Grate That
whats the hardest part when making skimmed milk? throwing the cow across the lake
Where do you get milk from? The Milky Way of course!
What do you get when a cow is caught in an earthquake?
You get a milkshake!
what do you call milk that gets everything she wants?
spoiled milk
What is Beyonce's favorite fast food chain? dairy QUEEEEEEENNNN!
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common? An expiration date.
I know it sounds cheesy, but I feel grate!
where do do dairy queen and burger king go after dinner? white castle
What do you call a cow that doesn't produce any milk? An udder failure.
What does the dairy products praise? Cheeseus
A man tried to attack me with milk and cheese-how dairy
What do you call terrible milk?
Udder Bullshit.
I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.
Why does Sour Cream have an expiration date?
What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day? -- "Deja moo!"
