Q: What is a cow?
A: A bad cow.
Dad joke time:
What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
What's the best cheese in the world?
Dick cheese.
"Butter, butter, and butter, please, please bring me butter."
What did the cow say to its udders? "Hi."
Cheese, gimme cheese!
(inspired by a friend)
How was the slice of cheese 🧀 doing in the kitchen?
Cheddar!
Butter believe it.
When my dad left, he said he would bring back the milk, but 20 years later he only came with my new sister and eggs. And I confronted him, and he said, "I used all the milk to make your sister."
I love almond milk. It’s unlike any udder milk.
Yesterday, a guy threw a liter of milk at me.
How dairy!
Wanna hear a joke about cheese? Never mind, it’s too cheesy.
I will be back, I'm gonna get milk...
Me:...
Cow jokes are udder-culous (ridiculous)!
Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
A: He forgot to wrap his Whopper.
Cheese.
Yesterday I was asked where my parents are. I said, "Getting milk."
Kid: Dad, where are you going?
Dad: To get milk.
TEN YEARS LATER
Kid's friend: Where's your dad?
Kid: He went to get milk but never came back.
Child: *drinking milk*
Farmer: Hey, what are you doing?
Child: Oh, I just milked one of your cows.
Farmer: We don't have any cows, we only have bulls.
Child: *realizes*
Why did Dairy Queen and Burger King get arrested for copyright infringement? Because they gave birth to Five Guys.
