Dairy jokes

My dad is now a milkman.

Now I have over 50 brothers and sisters.

I went home to my girlfriend with milk! She said, "Oh thank you honey!"

Then I got a call from a girl named Melissa. She called and said, "Steven, where the hell have you been? It's been two weeks and you still haven't come back yet?"

I have an addiction to cheddar cheese, but it's only mild.

I went to a store to get milk, but when I got home, there were a million cows waiting for milk, so they killed me.

I was going to tell my dad a joke, but he still hasn't come back with the milk yet.

What is the toughest thing about living a vegan life?

Getting up at 5am to milk the almonds.

Q: What is a cow?

A: A bad cow.

Dad joke time:

What do you call a cow in an earthquake?

A milkshake.

What's the best cheese in the world?

Dick cheese.

"Butter, butter, and butter, please, please bring me butter."

What did the cow say to its udders? "Hi."

Cheese, gimme cheese!

(inspired by a friend)

How was the slice of cheese 🧀 doing in the kitchen?

Cheddar!

Butter believe it.

When my dad left, he said he would bring back the milk, but 20 years later he only came with my new sister and eggs. And I confronted him, and he said, "I used all the milk to make your sister."

I love almond milk. It’s unlike any udder milk.

Yesterday, a guy threw a liter of milk at me.

How dairy!

Wanna hear a joke about cheese? Never mind, it’s too cheesy.

I will be back, I'm gonna get milk...

Me:...

Cow jokes are udder-culous (ridiculous)!