Once my dad left to get milk, then I realized we own a cow.
Dairy Jokes
What did the Indian cheese say to the other cheese?
"Tu cheese badi hai mast mast!"
I saw a piece of cheese and it told me a joke, but the joke was too cheesy.
What is a cow's favorite dance move?
The milkshake.
What do you call a feminine cow?
A dairy queen.
Two sticks of butter walk into a butter bar. One says to the other, "Aren't you going to introduce me to your friends?" He replies, "Sure, dis my butter from another utter."
What is a cow's favorite drink?
Mountain Moo!
Why did the cow go to space?
To get ice cream!
Today was a bad day. There was a man throwing butter and cheese at me, how dairy!
Do you wanna hear the gossip about butter?
Actually, I shouldn't spread it.
Why do cows have hooves and not feet? They lactose.
How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his Whopper.
What do you call a band made of cheese?
Grate That!
What's the hardest part when making skimmed milk?
Throwing the cow across the lake.
I lick cows for my mother.
Where do you get milk from? The Milky Way, of course!
What do you get when a cow is caught in an earthquake?
You get a milkshake!
What do you call milk that gets everything she wants?
Spoiled milk.
What is Beyonce's favorite fast food chain?
dairy QUEEEEEEENNNN!
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common?
An expiration date.
