Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!
The only time that cows will make noise is when they are in the moooo-d.
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
Why do orphans like milk so much?
Because they got no milk as a baby.
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
I have a cow over at my house spending the night with me because she has been out in the streets homeless and poor, so my family forced it to come and live with me at my place.
The cow asks me, "Where do I keep all the dairy items like the milk, cheese, yogurt, and meat?" I tell her, "In the refrigerator! Where do you think I keep them, on the farm with all the rest of those cows?"
That night we had to share a room and sleep in the same damn bed. Then she started getting high and drank some cow wine with titty milk, and it made her shit all over the bed.
What kind of milk does a new age calf drink?
Dairy free.
What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Condensed.
Condensed who?
Condensed milk.
What did one cheese say to the other cheese?
"Hello, it's a nice day, do you have any plans on what you're going to do?"... The other cheese was taken back by his politeness and friendliness, they agreed to meet again, and were soon married and lived happily ever after. Let this tale of the two cheeses inspire you to be a better person.
How do you call a cow’s butt? A dairy-air.
What did the expired butter do once it had expired?
It did an expire.
Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the Milky Way!
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home? He lost the whey!😅
Why did the cow wiggle?
To make milkshake! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
He jizzes canned cheese.
What do you get when a cow doesn't give any more milk?
A milk dud 😂
You know why the teacher punished Dairy Milk?
Answer: Because he was choco_'late' to school.
What do you call a cow 🐮 in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
I told my sister a Dairy joke.
She said it was cheesy.
