Why do orphans like milk so much?
Because they got no milk as a baby.
I have a cow over at my house spending the night with me because she has been out in the streets homeless and poor, so my family forced it to come and live with me at my place.
The cow asks me, "Where do I keep all the dairy items like the milk, cheese, yogurt, and meat?" I tell her, "In the refrigerator! Where do you think I keep them, on the farm with all the rest of those cows?"
That night we had to share a room and sleep in the same damn bed. Then she started getting high and drank some cow wine with titty milk, and it made her shit all over the bed.
What did one cheese say to the other cheese?
"Hello, it's a nice day, do you have any plans on what you're going to do?"... The other cheese was taken back by his politeness and friendliness, they agreed to meet again, and were soon married and lived happily ever after. Let this tale of the two cheeses inspire you to be a better person.
How do you call a cowโs butt? A dairy-รจre.
What do you call a cow ๐ฎ in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
I told my sister a Dairy joke.
She said it was cheesy.
What is a milk?
Milk!!!!
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesy.
What do you call a cow with no toes?
Lac-toes intolerant.