My life is such an udder disappointment. What an udder failure!
Dairy Jokes
I know it sounds cheesy, but I feel grate!
Where do Dairy Queen and Burger King go after dinner?
White Castle.
What do you call a cow that doesn't produce any milk? An udder failure.
What do dairy products praise? Cheeseus.
A man tried to attack me with milk and cheese—how dairy!
What do you call terrible milk?
Udder Bullshit.
A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends, "I milked a cow, and it took awhile for it to warm up." His brother came over and said, "We don't have cows, we have bulls."
I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.
Why does sour cream have an expiration date?
What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?
"Deja moo!"
What do cows eat for breakfast? -- Moosli.
My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk. How dairy!
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? -- Because the cow has the udder.
What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?
In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
Where do animal does Russian milk come from?
"Moscows".
What kind of bees make milk?
BooBees.
