What’s fat brown and has no dad
Ama
Youre life thats all
Why do bees stay in the hive during winter...
...s'warm
Dad: Why did Jimmy fall off his bicycle? Son: Why? Dad: Because somebody threw a washing machine at him.
He proble picks hair of he’s dads dick then probably puts it in he’s hair
Son: Hi Dad, I'm Son Dad: Hi Son, I'm Leaving You
Years later: Dad still did not come back
kid: dad, whats an orphan? dad:
if the average male walks 1.7 miles a day then why did my dad take 13 years to get the milk
What’s the difference between Santa and my dad
Santa got the milk
why can't orphan's be gay?
Because they can't call anyone there dad
I told my dad that I wanted to go to a college with a 100% acceptance rate and a 50% Graduation rate and he said "Your mom doesn't count as a college"
what did the orphan say to its parents? hey mom and dad oh wait ur not my parents i dont have nun will u adopt me pls they people:no
I. Have no dad no milk and no mom so that means no tits like if u can relate
i swear if i compared the size of your mother and multiplied it by the time your dad was gone, it wouldn't even be close to your hairline.
Your mama is so ugly! It took your dad 15 years to return from getting milk.
Girl Dad where are you Dad I went to go get. Milk Girl but we have milk Dad I know I just don't love you
why do orphin's have water with there ceral because the dad never came back with the milk
Q:Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean
A:to find his dad
This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣
son: dad im gay dad: i support you son: i like you dad: get out and into my room
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? There dad can’t wake them up
