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Blind Man's Misadventures

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Kieran cook
7 years ago ยท
  • A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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    • Blind man
    • Man
    • Blind
    • Dad
    • Bar
    • Chair

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen here, Kieran, you're about as sharp as a marble. The joke is funny because you expect the blind man to walk into a bar, you know, like a place. But the punchline is that he literally bumps into a table and chair because, get this, he can't see. I know it's hard for you to understand.

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