Say this to your significant other (or your weird friends!) Are you an unsafe staircase? Cuz you look like you could use a railing.
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry? Cuz they ruined the pentagon
I noticed my friends hairline yesterday I could tell it was a super cuts hair Solon hair cut so how I could tell was cuz it was super alright, super lame
A little girl said to her mom "MOM MY BUTTS CRACKED KISS IT KISS IT"her mom said "sweetie SHUT UP ITS ALWAYS BEEN THERE" then her daughter died cuz of her melodramaticness.
jack and jill went down to hell to fetch ur mothers bladder her bladder broke u two are soaked and now u have a daughter cuz in that bladder was me
Why did little billy drop his ice cream cone?
Cuz he got hit by a bus while crossing the street.
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why can't orphans play house flipper? cuz they don't know what to do
Why should old womon never eat sea food?
Cuz then she'll start acting crabby.
Are you made of gold, titanium, sulfur, titanium, and carbon? Cuz you’re looking a little big Au Ti S Ti C
everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7 cuz 7 8 9 but why does 10 have ptsd
cuz it’s between 9/11
why don't orphans go home at pick up? cuz they don't have parents to pick them up
Why does a orphan have to go to church, cuz thats the only way he can pray for a father.
What's worse than a failed suicide you ask? I fail suicide cuz you forgot to do the dishes and ur parents come after you and they're the ones to kill you not yourself
why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire? Cuz he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
Why was sis afraid of seven?
Cuz 7 eight 9 ( Classic)
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my ill sis said why did the bear said no to ice cream and I said why she said cuz it stuffed
Why does an orphan play mum and dad? Cuz they need self love
Why did the credit card go to jail??????
'Cuz' it was guilty as charged
