100+ Best Cuz Jokes - Page 6 - Worst Jokes Ever

Chicken

Anonymous · 3 years ago

Why did the chicken cross the road? cuz he saw a chic 😉

Twin Towers

Anonymous · 3 years ago

Why is the leaning tower of pizza leaning? 'Cuz it had better reflexes than the twin towers.

Guy

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows four headshots of a young man with a somewhat chubby face. The post begins with a tweet, "#BigGuyTwitter step aside cuz the real big guy is here," followed by a comment from another user asking, "where's your neck Brandon?" and a reply from the first user "idk where's jake at?", which leads to a final comment "rest in peace jake 10/19/16".

School shooting

hit or miss · 7 years ago

I say 1, 2, 3, all the kids bullied me, but now they're not so cool, cuz I shot up the school.

Dad

Anonymous · 5 years ago

Dad: "If they jumped off a bridge, would you?"

Tommy: "Yes, cuz there would be a body pile to break my fall!"

Racist

Anonymous · 4 years ago

Why cant asian parents have a white child? Cuz 2 wongs dont make a white

Ice Cream

MEME LORD · 2 years ago

A picture of Elsa from the movie Frozen looking up with an amused expression. The text says: "You know smashing Elsa would be fire cuz if she creamin' that shit just turn into ice cream, bro."

Bill Clinton

Heroin Monkey · 11 months ago

A blue-filtered, distressed anime drawing of a person sitting and covering their head in despair. Overlayed text reads: "Being a guy is crazy cuz the moment you turn 13, you're competing with President of United States Bill Clinton 💀💀".

Bandit

Average_Ohion Nugget · 3 years ago

Dont get mad when i post it on Average_Ohion cuz this is my alt im Average_Ohion

The image shows two panels. The first panel is a nighttime image of police vehicles with their lights flashing. The second panel shows a close-up of a man with wide eyes and a shocked expression. Text overlay reads, "Roses are red. Lord give me peace. The Ohio Butthole Tickling Bandit has escaped custody and is being hunted by police." It is signed 'By: Seymore Butts Posted Feb 23, 2023'

Building

Inessa :) · 3 years ago

me when i realized that buildings don't make earth any heavier cuz all the materials were already used on it.

A grayscale image of a stuffed dolphin with a tie around its neck. It has a single tear under its eye. Text below says: "And they ask you how you are, and you just have to say you're fine when you're not really fine."

Face reveal

Thw white bread · 3 years ago

Face revel cuz everyone is doing it

A person is posing for a selfie with their hands behind their head. They are wearing a pink shirt and has long dark hair. Behind them is a brick wall and a white countertop with a bottle of hand sanitizer.

Carpet

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A photo of a staircase with a very uneven carpet. The text on the image says: "There was a petition at my school to remove the carpet cuz too many people were falling. The carpet:"

Hand

Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

A screenshot from Dragonball Z with the text: "When you date a girl with small hands cuz it will make your [penis] looks bigger."

Sale

Toby21357 · 3 years ago

The image shows a two-panel cartoon. In the first panel, there's a yellow character behind a blue stand labeled 'FUCK' with 'FUCKS4SALE' on top. The character asks, "dray want sum fucks?" A black character wearing a doctor's coat responds, "shur shadi". In the second panel, the yellow character is shown up close with text that says, "2 bad cuz i jest dunt giv a fuck".

Building

Inessa :) · 3 years ago

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message asks, "are you ok", and the response is, "You ever realized that buildings dont make earth any heavier cuz all the materials were already on it.", followed by "I'm fine."

Community talk

UK

Happy birthday to Rose

Happy birthday to BreakingSoundBarrier too cuz why not

DANDYASTRO

Poll · 13 days ago

Does anyone like school cuz I don't, and if no one likes school than join this chat go ahead I won't stop u..

DANDYASTRO

i really need to stop posting these fr, like i can't stop doing this btw i am going to the fair with my family but my 11 year old brother is going to a sleep over with my cousin, cuz if y'all wanted to know well y'all don't really care fr??