Why are you so tired if you can’t see? Because you are blind.
Why did LazarBeam kiss a man?
Because he couldn't kiss Fresh; he was already gay.
Once there were these two fruitcakes driving in their Pink Porsche. "Oh, this handles so well!" they exclaimed.
Then this Mack truck came around the corner at their stop sign and rear-ended them. The passenger said to his partner, "You tell that man he's gonna pay every single cent 'cause we're going to sue him!"
So the flamer gets out and swishes to tell the trucker to do that very thing. The trucker was a tough who said, "What do you want, wimp?" The gay said, "You just hit our new Pink Porsche, and we're gonna make you pay every single cent 'cause we're gonna sue you!"
The trucker said, "Oh yeah? Blow me!" The gay driver went "Ohhh!" and ran back. The gay partner asked him, "What did he say?" His fruitcake driver said, "Ohhh! It's wonderful, he wants to settle out of court!"
Are you a race car?
Cuz I’m tryna fuck.
This is a Cuphead joke.
Why did the clown drive over the cup? Cuz he wanted to CRACK him up!
Do you know why in France there is a cheese named "fromage à râpe?"
Because the cheese got raped.
Q. why do orphans hate fast and furious movies A. cuz they say family to often
why can't an orphan go on a field trip? Cuz they need parent registration 😩
Why does Trump play Minecraft?
'Cause he can build walls.
Hey, you might want to look at your butt because there's something coming out of Uranus.
Are you a haunted house?
Cuz I am gonna be screaming when I come inside you.
I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.
Do you guys know why women have small feet? It's because God created them to stand closer to the sink when they wash dishes.
Gay orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "daddy," and lesbian orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "mommy."
Why do people always bully orphans? Cuz what can they do? tell their parents.
Your mama is so stupid. Patrick Starr ran away cuz he thought she might be contagious.
are you a noose cuz i wanna hang out with you
Is your body from McDonald's, because I'm loving it?
