why did lazar beam kiss a man? cuz he couldnt kiss fresh he was already gay
Are you a race car? Cuz I’m tryna fuck
this is a cuphead joke. Why did the clown drive over the cup? cuz he wanted to CRACK him up!
Do you know why in france there is a cheese named formage á ràpe?
Cuz the cheese got rapped
why can't an orphan go on a field trip? Cuz they need parent registration 😩
Q. why do orphans hate fast and furious movies A. cuz they say family to often
hey you might want to look at ur butt cuz there's something coming out of uranus
Why does Trump play Minecraft? Cuz he can build walls
Are u a haunted house?
Cuz I am gonna be screaming when. I come inside u.
I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline cuz it goes way back
Do you guys know why women have small feet? It's cuz god created them to stand closer to the sink when they wash dishes
Why can't the T-Rex cross the road
cuz hes extinct
Why are your eyes blue? CUZ THEY HAVE FOOD COLOURING IN THEM
Why do people always bully orphans? Cuz what can they do? tell their parents.