Cuz jokes

Once there were these two fruitcakes driving in their Pink Porsche. "Oh, this handles so well!" they exclaimed.

Then this Mack truck came around the corner at their stop sign and rear-ended them. The passenger said to his partner, "You tell that man he's gonna pay every single cent 'cause we're going to sue him!"

So the flamer gets out and swishes to tell the trucker to do that very thing. The trucker was a tough who said, "What do you want, wimp?" The gay said, "You just hit our new Pink Porsche, and we're gonna make you pay every single cent 'cause we're gonna sue you!"

The trucker said, "Oh yeah? Blow me!" The gay driver went "Ohhh!" and ran back. The gay partner asked him, "What did he say?" His fruitcake driver said, "Ohhh! It's wonderful, he wants to settle out of court!"

Why did LazarBeam kiss a man?

Because he couldn't kiss Fresh; he was already gay.

Why are you so tired if you can’t see? Because you are blind.

Are you a race car?

Cuz I’m tryna fuck.

Do you know why in France there is a cheese named "fromage à râpe?"

Because the cheese got raped.

This is a Cuphead joke.

Why did the clown drive over the cup? Cuz he wanted to CRACK him up!

Why does Trump play Minecraft?

'Cause he can build walls.

Q: Why do orphans hate Fast and Furious movies?

A: Because they say "family" too often.

Hey, you might want to look at your butt because there's something coming out of Uranus.

Why can't an orphan go on a field trip?

'Cause they need parent registration!

Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?

Because they don't know what a home is.

Are you a haunted house?

Cuz I am gonna be screaming when I come inside you.

I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.

Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?

'Cause they're the ones making the toys.

Gay orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "daddy," and lesbian orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "mommy."

Do you guys know why women have small feet? It's because God created them to stand closer to the sink when they wash dishes.

Why do white people own so many pets?

'Cause they can't own people anymore.

Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.

Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.

Are you a horse, because I want to ride you?