Cuz jokes
Why did the credit card go to jail?
'Cuz it was guilty as charged!
Once there were these two fruitcakes driving in their Pink Porsche. "Oh, this handles so well!" they exclaimed.
Then this Mack truck came around the corner at their stop sign and rear-ended them. The passenger said to his partner, "You tell that man he's gonna pay every single cent 'cause we're going to sue him!"
So the flamer gets out and swishes to tell the trucker to do that very thing. The trucker was a tough who said, "What do you want, wimp?" The gay said, "You just hit our new Pink Porsche, and we're gonna make you pay every single cent 'cause we're gonna sue you!"
The trucker said, "Oh yeah? Blow me!" The gay driver went "Ohhh!" and ran back. The gay partner asked him, "What did he say?" His fruitcake driver said, "Ohhh! It's wonderful, he wants to settle out of court!"
Why did LazarBeam kiss a man?
Because he couldn't kiss Fresh; he was already gay.
Why are you so tired if you can’t see? Because you are blind.
Are you a race car?
Cuz I’m tryna fuck.
This is a Cuphead joke.
Why did the clown drive over the cup? Cuz he wanted to CRACK him up!
Do you know why in France there is a cheese named "fromage à râpe?"
Because the cheese got raped.
Why does Trump play Minecraft?
'Cause he can build walls.
Q: Why do orphans hate Fast and Furious movies?
A: Because they say "family" too often.
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need parent registration!
Hey, you might want to look at your butt because there's something coming out of Uranus.
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.
I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.
Are you a haunted house?
Cuz I am gonna be screaming when I come inside you.
Gay orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "daddy," and lesbian orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "mommy."
Do you guys know why women have small feet? It's because God created them to stand closer to the sink when they wash dishes.
Why do white people own so many pets?
'Cause they can't own people anymore.
Are you a noose, 'cause I wanna hang out with you?
Why do people always bully orphans?
'Cause what can they do? Tell their parents?